Canadian News

[sadchild]

The Travel Triangle site has an article titled "Skydiving In Canada: a must-have experience on your Canadian holiday." Ummm.....ya know what? I think I'll pass.

MSN

When I expire, please make sure my legacy is not "social media influencer".

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

When I expire, please make sure my legacy is not "social media influencer".

I will chisel "DRC influencer" on your tombstone.

 

[sadchild]

In smaller text you can add, "Drove Scotch mad with his far-out assessments of the music industry and lack of 70s rock knowledge & respect"

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

In smaller text you can add, "Drove Scotch mad with his far-out assessments of the music industry and lack of 70s rock knowledge & respect"

How big is your toomstone? This looks to require 3 or 4 plots.

 

[sadchild]

Is this big enough or should I go mausoleum?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Is this big enough or should I go mausoleum?

That may fit that if you don't mind the statement on several lines. A mausoleum would not have that issue.

 

[sadchild]

"...70s rock knowledge & continued on next side ->"

 

[scotchandcigar]

In smaller text you can add, "Drove Scotch mad with his far-out assessments of the music industry and lack of 70s rock knowledge & respect"

If you really want to drive me mad, have Wolfie do the epitaph.

 

[HecticArt]

Is this big enough or should I go mausoleum?

Don't overcompensate.

 

[sadchild]

 

[Wolf]

Some great news coming out of Canada today.

Nickelback Debut Super Heavy New Song 'San Quentin' + Announce 2022 Album

 

[Channel98]

Missing suspect in deadly Canadian stabbing spree arrested, police say

Stabbing rampage suspect Myles Sanderson, 32, has a history of violence that includes 59 criminal convictions.

www.usatoday.com

If he's been arrested, then he is not "missing," amirite?

 

[HecticArt]

Some great news coming out of Canada today.

Nickelback Debut Super Heavy New Song 'San Quentin' + Announce 2022 Album

First there are the Stabber Twins, and now this!
My thoughts and prayers to our Canadian friends in this time of sorrow......

 

[Channel98]

The second of those "Stabber Twins" is now dead. Huzzah!

Official: Suspect in Canada rampage is dead at his own hand - AOL

Canadian police arrested the second suspect in the stabbing deaths of 10 people in the province of Saskatchewan on Wednesday after a three-day manhunt during which they had found the body of his brother. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said Myles Sanderson, 32, was located near the town of...

www.aol.com

 

[HecticArt]

Huzzah!

I've always thought that was a great word.
It needs to make a come back.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Some great news coming out of Canada today.

Nickelback Debut Super Heavy New Song 'San Quentin' + Announce 2022 Album

The second of those "Stabber Twins" is now dead. Huzzah!

Official: Suspect in Canada rampage is dead at his own hand - AOL

Canadian police arrested the second suspect in the stabbing deaths of 10 people in the province of Saskatchewan on Wednesday after a three-day manhunt during which they had found the body of his brother. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said Myles Sanderson, 32, was located near the town of...

www.aol.com

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

 

[sadchild]

Nickelback Debut Super Heavy New Song 'San Quentin' + Announce 2022 Album

FALSE ADVERTISING

 

[HecticArt]

It's a sliding scale.

 

[Wolf]

FALSE ADVERTISING

Hey, it's one of there heaviest songs they had in a while.

 

[sadchild]

Nah, "Feed The Machine" and "Betrayal Act III" are heavier (and better!)