When I think of Canadian homicide police, this is pretty much what I picture them doing to crack the case:
They're all such American wannabees.Toronto didn't have a great weekend either:
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Fifteen people wounded in 12 different shootings in Toronto over holiday weekend, police say
Two people shot Monday afternoon in the Lawrence Heights neighbourhood in the 12th shooting incident police responded to in the span of three dayswww.theglobeandmail.com
If this had happened at midday instead of 4:30 AM, this lunatic would be facing more than just felony vandalism charges. He would be facing several murder charges. I wonder how many bottles of Canadian Mist, Crown Royal, Forty Creek and Caribou Crossing he'd been drinking.
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Cable cut, sending cable cars crashing to the ground in Canada's Howe Sound
The Sea to Sky Gondola, located in Squamish, British Columbia, wasn't in operation at the time of the incident, which occurred at approximately 4:30 a.m. No one was injured.www-m.cnn.com
This just in: they posted a picture of the womanWe'll put this story in the "Lucky To Be Alive" file:
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A woman survived a plunge of more than 5,000 feet after her parachute failed - CNN
A 30-year-old woman is recovering after falling more than 5,000 feet from a plane.www.cnn.com

It was Rogers Sportsnet which got him fired. Actually, most of his viewers expect off-colour comments from him or more precisely improperly worded comments. I expect the immediate repricussions will be a sharp drop in viewership between periods as he was always good for about a million viewers every Saturday.Things got hairy for Don Cherry, who was not very wary. He made anti-immigrant comments that sounded scary and CBC listeners did not want him to tarry. They got him fired and they're once again merry. (Sorry, I couldn't find a way to work Mariah Carey's name in there.)
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Canadian sports broadcaster Don Cherry steps down after on-air remarks about immigrants - CNN
Don Cherry said "you people" in reference to immigrants not wearing poppies for Canadian Remembrance Day.www.cnn.com