Celebrities Getting Into Trouble

Huggins was coach when I went to Cincinnati. I didn't realize that he was such an ass. At least not beyond what is typical for coaches.

And coaches make way too much money.
 
Could Roseanne possibly say or do anything more reprehensible than her screeching, spitting, crotch-grabbing rendition of The Star Spangled Banner at a 1990 Padres- Reds game? The answer is yes.

 
That's exactly the kind of prick I wrote "Obituary" about (my band's new song).

i was weak, and you were strong, but you
act now like you've never done wrong
imagine everyone here knows the truth about
you, fucker

deep scars, too deep to show, but i
look at you and we both know, that i
was unable to speak then but now your
time has come, sucker
 
here is one headache who is finally dead. (See what I did there?)

He's the equivalent of the Shoe Bomber. But instead of causing us all to take our shoes off at airports, he made us all have to deal with safety seals on everything.
 
He did nothing to dull their interest, as he offered to help the FBI find the real killer, granted lengthy interviews to law enforcement and built a website taunting investigators.

Who is he? OJ's soul mate?

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Did we talk about Jonah Hill yet? Sorry if I'm repeating myself. I forget what store is I tell here and what I talk about in real life.

Anyway, I see the Jonah Hill situation both ways A. He was setting boundaries for his girlfriend saying if you want to marry me these are my conditions. B. He decided to get involved with a bikini surfer girl so If you choose to get involved with a squirrel, you can't be angry when it wants to climb a tree.

But really, I don't think Jonah did anything that bad. The surfer girl is saying that he emotionally abused her or whatever. First of all, I don't think emotional abuse exists if you're an adult with means. Boy or a girl if somebody's treating you like an asshole you can just leave if they're not physically abusing you. But anyway, that's besides the point. Jonah apparently has conditions and yeah they're kind of weird but they're not wildly inappropriate.

 
Maybe if he gets out on parole, he can star in a “That 70s Show” reboot.
It would be about 70 year old losers living in a basement.
 
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