I found something just now that sums up why I (and many) dislike Nickelback:
"Haters ride Nickelback for being inauthentic, faking their way through uninspired, uncool post-grunge for purely commercial purposes"
Here's my 2009 review of their song "Never Gonna Be Alone"
Nickelback is that sleazy ex-boyfriend who, after causing you years of grief and heartache, uses every hackneyed pick-up line in the book to sweet-talk his way back into your pants. "Never Gonna Be Alone" is yet another "I shouldn't have spent the last three years boinking the babysitter and joking with friends about your IBS because I now realize you are my soulmate" power ballad loaded with maudlin regret, hokey promises, and insincere clichés.
Lead vocalist Chad Kroeger wails with such a feigned anguish, Jimmy Swaggart would be envious. Mutt Lange, the man who helped rockers like Def Leppard and Foreigner make the jump from headbangers to masters of the prom theme song, co-wrote and produced "Alone." His influence really shines through in this hundredth photocopy of Def Lep's "Love Bites." Each measure is filled with one blaring major chord and the verses consist of dull acoustic strumming over an unadventurous beat any 12-year-old drummer could play with his eyes shut. "Alone" embodies everything I hate about new millennium power ballads. With more phony sap than a case of Aunt Jemima® Original Syrup, it's just one more fan-stroking sham of a love song that has nothing genuine to say, and no new way to say it. Nickelback makes Bon Jovi look like Megadeth.
Rating: * (1 out of 5)