Wow, ok I started a stopwatch when I began ranking all of these. I took this shit seriously. I just finished and hit stop and it took me this long:
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Anyway, these are all my favorites in order:
The Beatles: "Let It Be"
The Beatles: "The Long and Winding Road" / "For You Blue"
Janis Joplin: "Me and Bobby McGee"
Jim Croce: "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
Daryl Hall and John Oates: "Rich Girl"
Stevie Wonder: "Superstition"
Bill Conti: "Gonna Fly Now (Theme From Rocky)"
Diana Ross: "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
Stevie Wonder: "Sir Duke"
David Bowie: "Fame"
The Edgar Winter Group: "Frankenstein"
The Four Seasons: "December 1963 (Oh, What a Night)"
Captain & Tennille: "Love Will Keep Us Together"
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John: "You're the One That I Want"
Wild Cherry: "Play That Funky Music"
Gloria Gaynor: "I Will Survive"
Steve Miller Band: "The Joker"
John Denver: "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
Three Dog Night: "Joy to the World"
Isaac Hayes: "Theme from Shaft"
Elton John: "Bennie and the Jets"
Don McLean: "American Pie"
Roberta Flack: "Killing Me Softly with His Song"
B. J. Thomas: "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
The Emotions: "Best of My Love"
Walter Murphy and the Big Apple Band: "A Fifth of Beethoven"
Grand Funk: The Loco-Motion"
Elton John and Kiki Dee: "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Paul McCartney and Wings: "Band on the Run"
Paul Simon: "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
The Rolling Stones: "Brown Sugar"
John Lennon: "Whatever Gets You Thru the Night"
Bachman-Turner Overdrive: "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"
Johnny Nash: "I Can See Clearly Now"
Harry Chapin: "Cat's in the Cradle"
Eagles: "Best of My Love"
Simon & Garfunkel: "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Edwin Starr: "War"
Elton John: "Philadelphia Freedom"
Grand Funk: "We're an American Band"
Steve Miller Band: "Rock'n Me"
Marvin Gaye: "Let's Get It On"
Carly Simon: "You're So Vain"
Bill Withers: "Lean On Me"
KC and the Sunshine Band: "Get Down Tonight"
Sly and the Family Stone: "Family Affair"
James Taylor: "You've Got a Friend"
The Temptations: "Papa Was a Rollin' Stone"
Stevie Wonder: "You Are the Sunshine of My Life"
Roberta Flack: "Feel Like Makin' Love"
Frankie Valli: "Grease"
Starland Vocal Band: "Afternoon Delight"
The Staple Singers: "I'll Take You There"
Tony Orlando and Dawn: "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Bee Gees: "Stayin' Alive"
John Denver: "Sunshine on My Shoulders"
Rupert Holmes: "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)"
Ohio Players: "Love Rollercoaster"
Chic: "Le Freak"
ABBA: "Dancing Queen"
Commodores: "Three Times a Lady"
Elton John: "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Carl Douglas: "Kung Fu Fighting"
The Hues Corporation: "Rock the Boat"
Eagles: "Hotel California"
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: "Blinded by the Light"
America: "A Horse with No Name"
Meco: "Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band"
Three Dog Night: "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
Blue Swede: "Hooked on a Feeling"
The O'Jays: "Love Train"
Van McCoy and the Soul City Symphony: "The Hustle"
KC and the Sunshine Band: "That's the Way (I Like It)"
KC and the Sunshine Band: "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty"
Sammy Davis Jr.: "Candy Man"
Gladys Knight & the Pips: "Midnight Train to Georgia"
Michael Jackson: "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough"
Rose Royce: "Car Wash"
A Taste of Honey: "Boogie Oogie Oogie"
Anita Ward: "Ring My Bell"
John Sebastian: "Welcome Back"
Bay City Rollers: "Saturday Night"
Glen Campbell: "Rhinestone Cowboy"
The Knack: "My Sharona"
LaBelle: "Lady Marmalade"
Nick Gilder: "Hot Child in the City"
Chic: "Good Times"
The Jackson 5: "ABC"
The Miracles: "Love Machine"
Chuck Berry: "My Ding-a-Ling"
And these are the ones from my original list that I left out because upon further review none of them should have made it in the first place:
Cher: "Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves"
Ray Stevens: "Everything Is Beautiful"
The Carpenters: "(They Long to Be) Close to You"
Neil Diamond: "Cracklin' Rosie"
The Jackson 5: "I'll Be There"
The Temptations: "Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)"
Rod Stewart: "Maggie May" / "Reason to Believe"
Al Green: "Let's Stay Together"
Nilsson: "Without You"
Neil Young: "Heart of Gold"
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"
Three Dog Night: "Black and White"
Billy Paul: "Me and Mrs. Jones"
Diana Ross: "Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)"
Paul McCartney and Wings: "My Love"
George Harrison: "Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)"
Billy Preston: "Will It Go Round in Circles"
Jim Croce: "Time in a Bottle"
Barbra Streisand: "The Way We Were"
Gordon Lightfoot: "Sundown"
John Denver: "Annie's Song"
Eric Clapton: "I Shot the Sheriff"
Stevie Wonder: "You Haven't Done Nothin'"
Billy Swan: "I Can Help"
Barry Manilow: "Mandy"
The Carpenters: "Please Mr. Postman"
Neil Sedaka: "Laughter in the Rain"
Linda Ronstadt: "You're No Good"
Olivia Newton-John: "Have You Never Been Mellow"
Frankie Valli: "My Eyes Adored You"
Minnie Riperton: "Lovin' You"
Tony Orlando and Dawn: "He Don't Love You (Like I Love You)"
Earth, Wind & Fire: "Shining Star"
Freddy Fender: "Before the Next Teardrop Falls"
Bee Gees: "Jive Talkin'"
Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds: "Fallin' in Love"
John Denver: "I'm Sorry"
Elton John: "Island Girl"
Silver Convention: "Fly, Robin, Fly"
The Staple Singers: "Let's Do It Again"
Diana Ross: "Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)"
Johnnie Taylor: "Disco Lady"
The Bellamy Brothers: "Let Your Love Flow"
The Sylvers: "Boogie Fever"
The Manhattans: "Kiss and Say Goodbye"
Bee Gees: "You Should Be Dancing"
Rod Stewart: "Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
Stevie Wonder: "I Wish"
Eagles: "New Kid in Town"
Barbra Streisand: "Love Theme From A Star Is Born (Evergreen)"
David Soul: "Don't Give Up on Us"
Thelma Houston: "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Glen Campbell: "Southern Nights"
Leo Sayer: "When I Need You"
KC and the Sunshine Band: "I'm Your Boogie Man"
Fleetwood Mac: "Dreams"
Marvin Gaye: "Got to Give It Up (Part 1)"
Debby Boone: "You Light Up My Life"
Player: "Baby Come Back"
Andy Gibb: "(Love Is) Thicker Than Water"
Bee Gees: "Night Fever"
Wings: "With a Little Luck"
The Rolling Stones: "Miss You"
Nick Gilder: "Hot Child in the City"
The Doobie Brothers: "What a Fool Believes"
Amii Stewart: "Knock on Wood"