Invasion Of The Manatees

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In the alternate ending of Romeo and Juilet, they run off, get married, buy a castle, have six children and do in fact become elderly and overweight. Just like the rest of us.
 

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I don't really have any manatee news, but this thread deserves a bump just so I can remind you all that manatees are clearly the greatest wild animal that's ever existed. And if anyone disagrees with me, they're wrong. It's an objective fact.
 

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This is a really cool article about the history of manatees. If sacrificing my privacy means that Google knows me well enough to push articles discussing Manatee fossils then I don't need privacy.

 

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Okay. Well first off if there is going to be anything that sways me this would be it. But if you read the article it says they cut 25% of the staff. They didn't fire all the manatee helper people.
 

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The March issue of WDW magazine has a five-page article titled "Manatee magic: protecting a Florida Keystone species at Walt Disney World." All manatee lovers should get a copy.

 
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I'd love to see a police chase between the guy on the skateboard with the statue on his shoulders, and the cops on Segways, chasing him down.

I came here to post something else about manatees but this last post of yours scotch made me chuckle for the second time. So then I had to look for an update about the stolen rainbow manatee from Wilton Manors which is AKA the gay town around here besides Key West......We have an update:


I would happily move to Wilton Manors if it meant that I would be surrounded by rainbow Manatee statues all the time.
 
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Speaking of local cities, I love my city of North Lauderdale. Sometimes I forget how much I love it and then today I remembered again when I saw these:




These are literally about three blocks east of me on the road I live on. I took them all from the gas station next to me while I was filling up today. I've passed by them and noticed them a million times and like smiled. But today I really took the time to let them make me happy. The way they were intended for all North Lauderdale residents.
 
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I came here to post something else about manatees but this last post of yours scotch made me chuckle for the second time. So then I had to look for an update about the stolen rainbow manatee from Wilton Manors which is AKA the gay town around here besides Key West......We have an update:


I would happily move to Wilton Manors if it meant that I would be surrounded by rainbow Manatee statues all the time.
The statue was "violently" stolen??????
 

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Yes, I know one of my tabs says orgasm sex. It's a Daily Mail article about some broad who just got 10 years for running a sex cult where she made her members work for no wages. Cults run by girls are rare and kinda hot.


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Good call Channel. Never heard of that charity before your post.
 
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