I actually LOL'd .That's pretty impressive seeing how it's made out of cardboard.
Where to start... where to start...
I guess it depends if the ED medicine is still working....- Is he still grasping that same pencil?
Hey Ohhhhh!- Is he still in the Army?
Technically, he could still be.
Commissioned officers in the military can be recalled to service up to one day after their death.
How do I know this? It's trivial shit they teach you in boot camp.
What if you had bone spurs when you were alive?Commissioned officers in the military can be recalled to service up to one day after their death.
Looks like you out-scooped 98.