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Who has loose sticks of dynamite lying around their house?
Connecticut woman mistakes dynamite for candle during power outage | Daily Mail Online
The story reminds me of a Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's something Elmer Fudd would do, light a stick of dynamite and blow his hand off after Bugs cut the power to the house.
This is even weirder:
Authorities say no charges will be pressed because the family says they had no knowledge the illegal explosives were in their home.
What are the odds of that? Searching the house for a candle in a power out and randomly finding a leftover stick of dynamite from the previous owner?
Connecticut woman mistakes dynamite for candle during power outage | Daily Mail Online
The story reminds me of a Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's something Elmer Fudd would do, light a stick of dynamite and blow his hand off after Bugs cut the power to the house.
This is even weirder:
Authorities say no charges will be pressed because the family says they had no knowledge the illegal explosives were in their home.
What are the odds of that? Searching the house for a candle in a power out and randomly finding a leftover stick of dynamite from the previous owner?
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbet is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
Normally this would be posted in a soccer thread in sports, but I doubt much people will see it. I'm just posting this video of the USL team Las Vegas Lights FC. Who is a complete media circus ever since they started and now this is the latest type of crap the organization has pulled off.
I read that too quickly, and thought that it said helicopter crash.......
I couldn't decide if I was relieved, or disappointed.....I think relieved........
I couldn't decide if I was relieved, or disappointed.....I think relieved........
That good nobody got hurt, but LV Lights FC is a giant media circus. They have llamas on the field, Elvis has there mascot, they partner with a marijuana dispensary and one of the coaches can't keep hands off the fans. Which he has been suspended couple of times. They have somebody on the sidelines with cue cards trying to distract the other team and now this latest stunt.
It's there first season and they're trying to make a name for themselves.
Las Vegas team partners with pot dispensary
Lights’ technical director suspended 8 games for contact with fan
Plus they smiley faces under there jerseys.
It's there first season and they're trying to make a name for themselves.
Las Vegas team partners with pot dispensary
Lights’ technical director suspended 8 games for contact with fan
Plus they smiley faces under there jerseys.
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I wonder if they were writing the song "Cum Together" during that time?
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Thanks Evil, now that song won't be the same again.
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I read "Geoffrey" and thought it was about that asshole kid king from GoT. Why would CNN write an article about some fictional character that died on TV years ago?
Then I clicked the link.
This is a bullshit headline:
'Criss-Cross Bandit' Suspects Arrested and Indicted - Breaking911
I honestly thought it was going to be about robbers who wore backwards clothes.
'Criss-Cross Bandit' Suspects Arrested and Indicted - Breaking911
I honestly thought it was going to be about robbers who wore backwards clothes.
Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to express our deep and abiding love for one another.
A Study Finds That Millennials' Favorite Sex Position Is Far From Boring
A Study Finds That Millennials' Favorite Sex Position Is Far From Boring
After I pound a full bag of skittles I often feel like this:
'Largest In American History': 'Fatberg' the Size of a Blue Whale Discovered in Michigan Sewer - Breaking911
'Largest In American History': 'Fatberg' the Size of a Blue Whale Discovered in Michigan Sewer - Breaking911
High Pitch? Who's High Pitch? It's Kelly Clarkson.After I pound a full bag of skittles I often feel like this:
'Largest In American History': 'Fatberg' the Size of a Blue Whale Discovered in Michigan Sewer - Breaking911
I got all of this from here: Barstool Sports
This is a fantastic story:
Triathlete is banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant after devouring 100 plates of sushi
This clip is full of so many great jokes packed into 4 mins. Lionel Hutz's line about Homer being a hero is great and Homer finding and eating a hot dog submerged in his front yard baby pool is lol funny.