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And calling yourself a lawyer or an attorney even though you never passed the bar exam.

(By the way, Hectic, you known what type of "bar" I'm referring to so don't get cute! :D )
 
Listening to Stern 7/20/2003 and there's a story in the news that made me laugh. Liz Taylor's butler called her "the old trampoline" HA!

LIZ'S LOVER HAD TO POP VIAGRA: SUIT
New York Post
Jul 30, 2003 — But after being rebuffed, the butler said he now “had to jump on the old trampoline [referring to Taylor],” according to the suit.
 

I love election nights. And with YoutubeTV I can watch it the same way I watch football every week but instead of four football games I'm watching 3news channels and the Flyers.

Also check out that stupid dumb asshole idiot on the bottom right from CBS, trying to be like Steve. Good luck buddy. It's like fucking muggsy bogues going up against Michael Jordan.
 
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I usually like News Nation cuz it's the Chris Cuomo channel basically and I have been a Cuomo sycophant ever since he left CNN.

But these two ridiculous clown show disgusting assholes make me simultaneously want to vomit and punch a hole in my wall:


I guess it makes for whoever was tasked with copying Steve for this channel thought it would take two people but it's actually just doubly worse.
 
OMG. As I was typing that last post the CBS fake Steve came on and whoever was in charge of finding a copy of Steve for CBS took it very literally. This dude even rolls up his fucking sleeves. They found it uglier worse Steve. Like if Steve was in the hospital for a few months he'd come out looking like this guy.

 
John King

Of course, he's good on CNN.......But he is the old guard of the cable news throw it to from the desk guy.

Good call. He is by far Steve's biggest rival. Those other ones are all copying Steve. King is the old guard. Kornacki had to create his own, unique, super enthusastic iteration of what King already did for years. And he certainly did exactly that.

But early on with NBC I bet Kornacki would go to bed with like one eye twitching so full of anxiety and stress about King.
 

He's so awesome! This is like 4 and 1/2 hours deep into the night and he's still strong as an ox.

Once again, I'm impressed with his style. Ditching the sport coat and rolling up the sleeves equals a man way too cool to wear a loafers. He's rocking those New Balance like a champ. If this were the Oscars he would perpetually be in all the best dressed articles.

Control of the House and Senate may change from time to time. However, on election night, control of my heart belongs solely to Steve Kornacki.

As always, he is the true winner of these midterm elections.
 
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