Public Poopers

It's been a whole year folks, but Christmas has come early.

WE HAVE A NEW PUBLIC POOPER!!!



Police have been told by the resident in the suburb of Gillen told them it has happened every night for the last seven nights between midnight and 3am.
 
JHDK said:
It's not for this company, but those commercials where they tell you to basically poop in a box and send it in for testing are gross. They skirt around the exact details in the ads but still, gross. The poor mailman.

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These commercials are hilarious. There's usually one person talking to the box of poop, while another person is totally oblivious.
 
HecticArt said:
It ain't so bad at all.
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Do they put you under for that? And if so, do you get catheterized? That is BY FAR my biggest fear of any surgery or medical procedure. I don't care about getting cut open or whatever, but a tube in my dick gives me nightmares.

Now if they can put it in and take it out both while I'm still under, go for it. If I'm unconscious do whatever you want.
 
JHDK said:
tube in my dick
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Not for a colonoscopy.

I got the dick tube once and your nightmares are justified. They (supposedly) numbed me up then put the camera up there. NOPE NOPE NOPE. It was back out in five seconds. Like Whitney used to say, "HELL TO THE NO!!" Burned going in. Burned every millisecond it was in there. Burned on the way out. Burned for an hour afterwards. Never again.
 
sadchild said:
That reminds me. I'm 50. Time for the ass-kodak. Any advice? Aside from 'try to relax', gerbil jokes, etc
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I hear they may have made improvements, but the prep is the killer. Two days of drinking gallons of lemon pledge, that causes you to hot-shit everything out of you. Although it would be the perfect time to join Fantasy Fatball.
 
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