Public Poopers

[HecticArt]

It ain't all that bad. It's certainly better to get conclusive results, and it's great to not have to worry about it again for another 10 years.
I don't remember what they knocked me out with, but it was pretty much instant.
When I woke up in the recovery area, the Mrs was sitting there and the Dr. had just come in with the results. He said that everything looked great and asked if I wanted to see the pictures. The first thing I said after waking up was "I don't need to see the pictures....I was there Dotty." in a Pee Wee Herman voice. The Dr. did his best not to laugh, but couldn't help it.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Man stabbed at Back Bay station because he didn't flush the toilet, police say

A Malden man was arrested Sunday after he reportedly stabbed a man for not flushing the toilet at Back Bay Station in Boston.

www.boston.com

 

[HecticArt]

 

[sadchild]

Don't stick it in crazy*

*Addendum: Don't argue with crazy or they'll stick you!

 

[HecticArt]

Words to live by.

 

[Wolf]

Well Koop will love this one.

Criminals: A Naked Guy Pooped on a Glass Table on His Neighbor's Porch | 94.5 The Buzz

 

[JHDK]

That's a Glass Bottom Boat!

Urban Dictionary: Glass Bottomed Boat

Glass Bottomed Boat: This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat"...

www.urbandictionary.com

Who knew that actually existed?

What's the closest to public pooping you all ever got as an adult? I've pooped in straight up outhouses before. That's a weird experience. It's like the septic tank is right below you. I guess it's an old fashioned version of a porta potty but w/no gross water to dilute it. It's a straight up pile of shit below you. And as a kid they had privies at this overnight camp I went to for a bit. It's a nicer word for outhouse but was communal like a urinal trough at a stadium but for pooping. That was also very weird.

 

[sadchild]

That's a Glass Bottom Boat!

JAKE!!!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

This could go here or the Stupid Things in Florida thread. It's not really public pooping but ....

Bulldozer crushes worker inside porta potty at landfill, says Polk County

A 40-year-old Winter Haven man died in the apparent tragic accident.

www.wtsp.com

If he was a celebrity it could go in the death thread.

 

[JHDK]

Man stabbed at Back Bay station because he didn't flush the toilet, police say

A Malden man was arrested Sunday after he reportedly stabbed a man for not flushing the toilet at Back Bay Station in Boston.

www.boston.com

Public pooping is funny and worth a thread. Not flushing is disgusting and totally worthy of being stabbed.

 

[JHDK]

This Depp v Heard trial is the gift that keeps on giving. What was a private pooping between two clearly loving spouses has thankfully been revealed in court and is now a public pooping for us all to enjoy!

Johnny Depp accuses Amber Heard of revenge pooping in court testimony: 'I could only laugh'

Johnny Depp told the court he discovered human feces on his bed after an argument with Amber Heard: 'It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.'

ew.com

What makes it better is this article is from ew.com. Like ewwwwww.

 

[HecticArt]

 

[sadchild]

The two met on the set of 2011's The Rum Diary and wed in 2015. Heard filed for divorce from Depp in 2016, filing a domestic violence restraining order against him and accusing him of physically and verbally abusing her during "violent and volatile" episodes. Depp has denied the allegations.

Boy that fizzled quickly

 

[scotchandcigar]

And just when I thought I'd make it through this life without ever hearing the phrase "revenge pooping"...

 

[sadchild]

I fart in your general direction is funny.
I shart on your side of the bed crosses a line.

 

[JHDK]

More of a private pooper thing but it fits here I guess.

Sometimes after a poop I'll jump right in the shower with my pants off but shirt still on and use the detachable shower head and soap to clean my butt. Makes me feel fresh.

I haven't given u guys a ball shaving update in a while so I assume u all will enjoy that pooping cleanup update.

If I tweak my system at any point I'll be sure to let you all know.

You're welcome.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Dude, you need the Tushy. It's changed my life.

 

[JHDK]

Now I'm aware this isn't intentional public pooping which is the heart and soul of this great thread however I do believe this story has earned a place here.

Delta flight to Spain returns to Atlanta after passenger gets diarrhea Delta flight to Spain returns to Atlanta after passenger gets diarrhea

 

[HecticArt]

I don’t like going to the bathroom on planes when I have a chance to get to the restroom. That would be horrifying!

 

[scotchandcigar]

Now I'm aware this isn't intentional public pooping which is the heart and soul of this great thread however I do believe this story has earned a place here.

Delta flight to Spain returns to Atlanta after passenger gets diarrhea Delta flight to Spain returns to Atlanta after passenger gets diarrhea

Well, I'll see your diarrhea, and raise you a thousand poop buckets

From wood blocks to ‘poop buckets,’ how Burning Man organizers told festivalgoers to prepare for heavy rain​

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/burning-man-heavy-rain-preparation/index.html