The Dumb Dodo Thread
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Channel98
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After this thief crashed the car, he had two choices: Stay in the vehicle or try to get away. He tried to get away. That might have been the better choice -- but it wasn't better by much.
Footprints in snow led police from stolen car right to suspect
https://nypost.com/2019/03/05/footprints-in-snow-led-police-from-stolen-car-right-to-suspect/
Footprints in snow led police from stolen car right to suspect
https://nypost.com/2019/03/05/footprints-in-snow-led-police-from-stolen-car-right-to-suspect/
Channel98
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This story says the driver in the carpool lane had two dummies in his SUV. I'd say there were three dummies in the vehicle. 
Three-time Bay Area carpool lane cheat busted again for riding with a pair of dummies
Three-time Bay Area carpool lane cheat busted again for riding with a pair of dummies
Channel98
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A woman was attacked by a jaguar while she was taking a selfie. You ask why she is a "dumb dodo"? Because she crossed over a barrier so she could get closer to the jaguar. Dumb!
Arizona zoo attack: Jaguar attacked a woman taking a picture - CNN
Arizona zoo attack: Jaguar attacked a woman taking a picture - CNN
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Wonder if she got a good picture before getting mauled.
Channel98
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A ghost is supposedly the disembodied soul of a dead person -- so why did this dummy think a ghost would be afraid of fire? And has he not read Matthew 10:28, which says man "cannot kill the soul"?
California man tried to burn down neighbor's house to get rid of ghost: Cops
California man tried to burn down neighbor's house to get rid of ghost: Cops
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
semipenguin
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
Only in Texas
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
I'm calling bullshit on that pic.
HecticArt
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Channel98
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This teenager says "freedom of religion" gives him the right to not be vaccinated for chicken pox. Now, apparenty, he wants the "right" to infect his classmates.
Teen unvaccinated for chickenpox sues Kentucky Health Department after being banned from school extracurriculars
Teen unvaccinated for chickenpox sues Kentucky Health Department after being banned from school extracurriculars
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
Woman Uses T-Shirt Cannon to Launch Drugs Into Prison: Cops 
A woman is behind bars after allegedly using a T-shirt cannon to launch drugs, cellphones and other contraband over a prison fence in Oklahoma.
A woman is behind bars after allegedly using a T-shirt cannon to launch drugs, cellphones and other contraband over a prison fence in Oklahoma.
semipenguin
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
Drones are a lot easier to use and you can be further away.
Channel98
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Oh, boo-hoo. Cry me a river. I'm tellin' ya, I got "emotional distress" from reading this story:
Referee who forced N.J. wrestler to cut dreadlocks alleges 'emotional distress'
Referee who forced N.J. wrestler to cut dreadlocks alleges 'emotional distress'
HecticArt
Administrator
Ye
Yeah, but t-shirt cannons bring all the cons in the yard to their feet.
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
semipenguin
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
Those milk shakes bring the boys to the yard