The Dumb Dodo Thread

[HecticArt]

Gravity.

Am I right people?

I mean, tires ain't wings.

 

[JHDK]

Isn't that kinda the point of being a daredevil?

I mean, if you don't die at some point it means you didn't try daring enough stunts.

 

[scotchandcigar]

IKEA Under Fire for Fried Chicken, Watermelon Menu Items for Juneteenth

IKEA's under fire for listing fried chicken, watermelon menu items to celebrate Juneteenth.

www.tmz.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

IKEA Under Fire for Fried Chicken, Watermelon Menu Items for Juneteenth

IKEA's under fire for listing fried chicken, watermelon menu items to celebrate Juneteenth.

www.tmz.com

It's kind of funny but nobody has a sense of humour these days.

 

[HecticArt]

Just like the instructions for building their furniture. Something got lost in translation.

 

[Channel98]

IKEA's menu included "potatoe salad." Did Dan Quayle write it?

Dan Quayle's 'Potatoe' Incident – 1992

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/quayle3.htm

 

[sadchild]

The young Figueroa crystallized the effects of this incident on Quayle's public image when he said that it "showed that the rumors about the vice president are true – that he's an idiot."

That's hilarious!

 

[scotchandcigar]

IKEA's menu included "potatoe salad." Did Dan Quayle write it?

Dan Quayle's 'Potatoe' Incident – 1992

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/quayle3.htm

Haha! I also noticed that on the menu, and immediately thought of Quayle.

 

[Channel98]

A dumb dodo being quirky and jerky in Albuquerque.

APD identifies suspect who reportedly stole bait car, fired at officers

Cunningham allegedly stole the car near Central and Louisiana.

www.kob.com

 

[HecticArt]

 

[Channel98]

Me, I would have posted the video of the Partridge Family's Point Me In The Direction Of Albuquerque – but Bugs is better. Well done, Mister Hectic!

 

[HecticArt]

 

[scotchandcigar]

Later in the video, "Tony Soprano Jr" apologizes and claims he was drunk. Too late, asshole.

New Jersey man arrested after video of racist rant goes viral​

 

[sadchild]

What a prick. Especially the "let me just move on" speech at the end.

BTW the prosecutor kinda looks like Ad-rock.

 

[HecticArt]

Have fun in the yard jerk. The prison yard, that is.

 

[JHDK]

Freaking moron. At least I fell into the canal, I didn't purposely jump in, hah.

Man arrested after jumping into alligator-infested river

Jimmy Ivan Jennings jumped from the Basin Bridge into the Atchafalaya River. The 26-year-old Louisiana man claimed he had been bored while sitting in traffic. He realizes he is lucky to survived.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[sadchild]

Paging Charles Darwin...

 

[scotchandcigar]

I've been wondering what Hyson has been up to

Man who pleaded guilty in murder-for-hire case planned to pin killings on Black Lives Matter, prosecutors say

A 51-year-old Florida man has pleaded guilty to one count of murder for hire, according to a news release from the US Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida.

www.cnn.com

 

[Channel98]

I call this "Jerka with a burqa."

COVID-positive husband dressed as wife, used her negative test to board flight in Indonesia: police

An Indonesian man infected with coronavirus went to extreme and unusual lengths to sneak into a flight back home — disguising himself as his wife and using her negative test to board the plane, authorities said.

www.aol.com

 

[Channel98]

This wasn't one of those Jeopardy! parodies hosted by Will Ferrell. This was the real program!

'Jeopardy' contestant hits new record for lowest score ever as LeVar Burton makes his debut

LeVar Burton's 'Jeopardy' hosting debut was certainly memorable as a contestant broke the record for lowest score.

ew.com