The Dumb Dodo Thread

[sadchild]

Of course I immediately thought of Oscar Brown's 1963 song The Snake. A version by Al Wilson was a hit in 1968. After being bitten by a snake she had rescued, a woman knows she will die. The snake tells her, "You knew damn well I was a snake before you brought me in."

The snake catcher filmed himself with the deadly reptile around his neck and even stopped to wrap it around the neck of a 5-year-old girl, according to The Times of India.

C'mon man...

 

[HecticArt]

Can snakes laugh?

 

[Channel98]

The story says she "ducked her head under the pool a few times." Under the pool? Not under the water but under the pool? No wonder she died!

MSN

 

[sadchild]

The story never comes out and says "She went into the deep end, despite not knowing how to swim." I'm only assuming that's what happened. I mean unless there was an alligator in the pool or something?

 

[Channel98]

Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think? A little too ironic? Yeah, I really do think!

MSN

 

[HecticArt]

So….. do they thank her??? Or what?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It's a tragedy. One of them lived.

 

[Channel98]

There is no truth to the rumor that his penis is so small, members of the Palace Guard laughed at him.

Man Charged With Exposing Himself To Mourners Waiting To View Queen Elizabeth

The 19-year-old reportedly fled into the Thames in a failed bid to escape police.

www.huffpost.com

 

[HecticArt]

 

[Channel98]

I wonder if this Irish woman started eating batteries because her doctor told her she needed to have more alkaline and lithium in her diet.

Doctors Find 55 Batteries In Woman's Body — 'Highest Reported Number' Ever

 

[HecticArt]

I bet you got a charge out of that pun, didn’t you?

 

[scotchandcigar]

So they say this:
"Surgeons "milked" four of the cylinders from her colon to her rectum and then retrieved them from the anus."
And then they show a picture of the extracted batteries. Eww.

I bet you got a charge out of that pun, didn’t you?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

This should be one of the choices under the "Like" function.

 

[HecticArt]

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!

 

[scotchandcigar]

Nice!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It shouldn't be first. But good to have it.

 

[HecticArt]

Does nothing make you happy?
I was lucky to figure out how to do it.
If it helps you sleep, I’ll see if I can sort them.
Perhaps Wolf can do a DRC “Likes” Madness to determine the best order for them.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Does nothing make you happy?
I was lucky to figure out how to do it.
If it helps you sleep, I’ll see if I can sort them.
Perhaps Wolf can do a DRC “Likes” Madness to determine the best order for them.

I am more of a what have you done for me lately kind of guy.

I always see something done and then immediately see a way to improve it. It does drive my wife crazy too.

And i didn't think it was even possible so kudos for making it happen ..... but make it better. lol

 

[HecticArt]

Wow……
Harsh, but you motivated me……
It was tough making it happen.

 

[sadchild]

I wonder if this Irish woman started eating batteries because her doctor told her she needed to have more alkaline and lithium in her diet.

Doctors Find 55 Batteries In Woman's Body — 'Highest Reported Number' Ever

55 batteries?? Are they positive?? What a ReVOLTing story! I'd hate to think of the negative effects of not removing them! These are only gonna get worse...