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No way the president actually filled out those forms himself. Now one can make the argument that he surrounds himself with dimwits and he just signs his name to what they put in front of him.
 
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JHDK said:
No way the president actually filled out those forms himself. Now one can make the argument that he surrounds himself with dimwits and he just signes his name to what they put in front of him.
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He's very proud of his own signature.
 
It's silly how presidents sign their name to a bill with like 20 different pens so they can then give them out to people.

It's gotta be odd to sign your name a half letter at a time.
 
I never use a spell checker. It probably would have changed the man's name to Her Maharajah Map Piano Racket Aromatic.

A young girl was putting up signs protesting the death of George Floyd. A cyclist didn't like that. He assaulted her. A recurring character in Stephan Pastis' Pearls Before Swine comic strip is Jef the Cyclist. Pastis didn't like cyclists before – and he's going to think even less of them now.

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Park police: Cyclist filmed assaulting people posting signs - AOL

Police in Maryland are looking for a man after a video appeared to show him violently grab an object from a child who was posting protest signs.
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Here's another good one.

"involuntary celibate", or incel...aren't they just fancy words for loser?

If he was never getting laid, one way or another he was eventually going to have to deal with an explosion.

Mugshot shows shrapnel wounds on face of 'involuntarily celibate man, 23, who accidentally amputated his own hand making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders'
Man 'amputates own hand while making a bomb that may have been designed to blow up hot
The FBI believes a Virginia man accidentally amputated his own hand while making an explosive device that may have been designed with the aim to kill 'hot cheerleaders'. Cole Carini, 23, of Richlands, arrived at the Clinch Valley Medical Center on June 2 with a missing hand and shrapnel wounds on his neck and throat. Several fingers on his other hand were also missing. He claimed the injuries were the result of a lawn mowing accident. However, a police officer who arrived at medical facility to interview Carini soon turned suspicious after learning the young man had previously been convicted on explosives charges.

HAHAHAHA!!!
 
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After making several nasty, insensitive tweets such as "Dozing off on my couch like a child molester" and "If I had a wife I would beat the hell out of her tonight," The Elongated Man just learned that his television career is being cut short.

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‘The Flash’ star Hartley Sawyer fired after racist, misogynistic tweets resurface

Hartley Sawyer, an actor on the popular CW superhero series “The Flash,” has been fired after a slew of tweets, showing references to racist rhetoric and misogynistic statements, were unearthed on Twitter over the weekend.
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Well Elongated Man should kept his mouth full and no longer a hero to Central City. Plus he was a useless superhero on The Flash.

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