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I used to think Pulitzer Prize was Pullet Surprises

He slowly walked to the woman and said, "Will you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"
 
The coffee that can keep you up for 18 hours - CNN.com

"A cafe in Adelaide, Australia, is serving the "Asskicker," a concoction of four espresso shots, two different strengths of cold drip and milk that its inventor says contains 80 times the amount of caffeine of a standard shot.
The drink, designed to be sipped slowly over three to four hours, promises to keep coffee lovers buzzing for up to 18 hours.
While a normal espresso, as defined by the US Department of Agriculture, packs around 63 milligrams of caffeine, this drink has 5 grams, according to its creator. The US Food and Drug Administration and USDA note that 400 milligrams is the limit not generally associated with dangerous, negative effects."
 
There's a truck stop in Cheyenne that used to sell chocolate covered coffee beans. They were good. I haven't been there in years. I wonder if they still sell them?
 
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Wilshire Grand Construction Workers Pose in Seemingly Death-Defying Photo | KTLA
 
i got a new easy chair today. i told my dad like 2 months ago that my chair was all beat up and i guess he kept it in mind cause today he called to tell me to come pick up a new chair. turns out some woman at his retirement community died and her family gave the chair to him. it was nice of him to remember me.

funny thing is thats its a chair for an old lady. its one of those that plugs into wall the and can extend the leg rest like normal but it also can tip you upwards so its easy to stand up if you struggle to get up. haha. i never though i could be more lazy but now i barely even have to stand up on my own power anymore.
 
JHDK said:
i got a new easy chair today. i told my dad like 2 months ago that my chair was all beat up and i guess he kept it in mind cause today he called to tell me to come pick up a new chair. turns out some woman at his retirement community died and her family gave the chair to him. it was nice of him to remember me.

funny thing is thats its a chair for an old lady. its one of those that plugs into wall the and can extend the leg rest like normal but it also can tip you upwards so its easy to stand up if you struggle to get up. haha. i never though i could be more lazy but now i barely even have to stand up on my own power anymore.
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Haha! That's a great mental image of you slowly rising to a standing position from an old lady chair. Now you can gain 400 lbs and you'll still be able to sit and stand.
 
HecticArt said:
Is the chair haunted?????

In the middle of the night, do you hear the chair whisper, "Give Nana a kiss sweetie......."
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my condo has been haunted long before this chair. im friends with the head of security at my dads place and a lot of times when people die the family just asks him to get rid of all their stuff so i have a bunch of dead peoples furniture. my coffee table, night stand and a bench/shelf type thing are all items i have in my place that are hand me downs from the dead.
 
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