What Does This Have To Do With The Show?

Kryptonite

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Hehe, Dook. I wish I knew that version of Ricardo. how many bubble baths we could have had.

It sounds like Tony's relatives should hang with Richard and his wife.

In separate rooms during the big game, of course.
 

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A CD for the ages

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Lizzy Caplan was on the 2/11 Jimble Kimble show talking about getting her bikini waxing done. Jimmy was acting like he didn't know about the process, but there was no way he didn't hear when Richard got his taint waxed.

Here's from the archives:
Nora put on the wax and then started to rip off the hair. Richard was moaning and groaning because he didn't know she was about to start. Gary said that it ripped out all of the hair and it was as clean as a baby's bottom. Nora did a few more rips and Richard was yelling in pain. He was also starting to bleed a little bit. Nora warned him that she was going to get closer to the shaft. She started to do that and Richard was screaming out in pain even more. She pulled some hair off the sides of his shaft and then applied more wax to rip the hair off. She didn't hesitate at all and kept Richard screaming out in pain over and over again.

Artie said that Richard looked like a giant baby sitting there screaming and kicking his legs around. Nora pulled the hair off of Richard's balls and it sounded like it hurt worse than any of the other pulls. Richard wanted to keep going because he wanted to get it over with. He was in a lot of pain when she pulled the ball hair off. Howard asked him if he wanted to stop. Richard just wanted to get it over with. The noises that were coming out of Richard were pretty funny so Howard and Artie were laughing their asses off. It was the ball sack that was really painful.
 

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Richard, Sal and Ronnie should have gone on this.
 

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These guys on PBS are asking "what is attraction" when talking about various political stuff.

...and I'm just thinking about what Sal asked for.
 

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For all that talk about Howard wanting to be in a band...

I found the flight OAR took to Columbus. They left Phoenix on a private jet at 9:41pm MST and got in to Columbus at 2:50am... basically just under three hours.

It was an afternoon show with doors opening at 1:30pm.

It sounds absolutely brutal.
 

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Listening to 11/11/2002. Howard is telling the story of how his dog Bianca got her name.

Howard had a friend who had "the biggest, ugliest" dog and give her a "feminine, pretty" name: Kimberly. He found that funny. He and Beth were talking about trying to figure out a feminine, pretty name for their bulldogs "because they're so ugly". Beth said that stripper names are usually the most feminine. A friend of his was dating a stripper that Howard didn't like and didn't think was good for him. Her name was Bianca. So they named the ugly dog Bianca for laughs.
 
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