What Does This Have To Do With The Show?

[sadchild]

I did that once in school. I ended up with two name slips, so I filled my name out on one and "Herb Rest" on the other, and passed them in. Got a good chuckle.

 

[Kryptonite]

I was at a game last night. It was Star Wars night.

I just found out that there was a Darth Nihilus there.

 

[Kryptonite]

It's bang o'clock!

 

[sadchild]

Unless it's showing half past two. Then it's time for a bad BJ, because.....

 

[Kryptonite]

Unless you're at the Chinese clock shop.

Then it's bang o'cock.

 

[Kryptonite]

I can't wait for the news anchors to goof while talking about the Black Hawks.

MSN

 

[sadchild]

The last transmission from the pilot was "I can't believe I'm going down on a Black Hawk!"

 

[Kryptonite]

Swifties swindled: VCU students scammed after buying Taylor Swift concert tickets

After at least two Virginia Commonwealth University students are out hundreds of dollars after trying to buy Taylor Swift concert tickets, they are hoping the fraudster behind the scam gets their &…

www.wric.com

I can't believe Rod Ram was a scammer. Maybe he went to class with Mike Oxsmall, Barry McAwkiner and Willie Fistergash.

 

[Kryptonite]

You know what to do.

 

[Kryptonite]

This whole thing with the LSU women's basketball team...

Is anyone else thinking this thing is rapidly approaching WGAS WGAF territory?

 

[Kryptonite]

I have no idea who this guy is, but he looks like our favorite horny limo driver.

 

[Kryptonite]

The 4/8 episode of On Patrol Live had a call of someone locked in a storage facility. (No word on if it's Richard.)

 

[Kryptonite]

CBS aired a tribute show to The Beach Boys. Different bands did various Beach Boys songs. Hanson did "Barbara Ann" and I'm just like...

He's hairy like a monkey and his teeth are green and funky
Baba Booey
Ba ba ba ba ba Booey
Howard does the plugs
Robin's got the jugs
Jackie doesn't care he's too busy doing drugs

 

[Kryptonite]

A local sports show was talking about the Travis Kelce first pitch and some other really bad first pitches.

The weather man is a Mets fan and how they had a really bad first pitch.

NO LOVE FOR BOOEY? (They mentioned 50 Cent.)

 

[Kryptonite]

 

[geosync]

These sound better. Uhh ya.

 

[Kryptonite]

These sound better. Uhh ya.

Pieces of vinyl, boff!

At least he didn't refer to them as "vinyls."

 

[Kryptonite]

Millie Bobby Brown, 19, appears to announce engagement to Jake Bongiovi, 20

The "Stranger Things" star, 19, posted a black-and-white photo of herself and her boyfriend of two years in which she appears to have a diamond ring on that finger.

www.yahoo.com

OTOH, Howard is too busy with Ronnie's wedding, Sam's mom and Metallica tomorrow. (I'm sure at least one of those will take up a good portion of the show.) Thow in 3-4 door knocks as well.

I believe Howard will be off on the week of 4/17, then back live this week of 4/24.

 

[Kryptonite]

Last week's SNL had a Weekend Update story about a YouTuber who was shot while doing a prank on someone.

The person reading the story replied: "Good."

It instantly reminded me of when Howard would threaten all sorts of whatever if he ever got punked by Ashton Kutcher.

 

[Kryptonite]

This sounds like a Richard or Sal phony phone call waiting to happen.