Normally around this time, Arizona has an invasion of snowbirds. For anybody who doesn't know the term "snowbirds", they are old people with out of state license plates. They are the worst people to share the road with.
But for the past couple of weeks, I have been seeing more California plates here in Phoenix. Some were driving ok, but others are rude assholes. Especially one which I encountered over the weekend.
I was driving to the Cave Creek area which is like an hour drive outside the city. I'm with my mom to eat at a restaurant we like. I use my turn signal to let the driver next to me that I am trying to exit the interstate. This douche bag of a California driver with a shitty piece of a car wasn't going to let me in. I slow down and he slows down, I speed up and he does the same. So I had to speed up a bit more to force my way off the freeway.
Once I'm in front of him, he blasts me the horn and finger. Now I have a sunroof, I let the bird out of the sunroof. He doesn't like and pulls up next to me and splashes water onto my vehicle and drives off. He drove a shitty piece of a sedan and I drive an SUV, so some water got onto my car.
Well, I had some water in my car and once we pulled up to the next light intersection. Since I'm in an SUV and he's in a sedan, I have the higher ground. I roll down my window and splash water all over his window and lucky his sunroof was partly open. So I made it rain on that some of a bitch as I yelled out go back to California you f'ing asshole and I drove off. I just wish I had a dash came or my mom knew how to operate a cellphone camera.
Nothing else happened after that. I was thinking he could have a gun, but I'm taking a chance. But I'm tired of these assholes trying to get away with shit on the road.