Adventures In Koopland

The English words that contain the most U's – four – are muumuu, superluxurious, tumultuous, unscrupulous, usufructuary and unununium. That last word is defined by the Collins English Dictionary as "chemistry: a temporary name formerly given to the superheavy chemical element Uuu (element number 111), now called Roentgenium."
 
Ditto. Mrs. Child has only seen the 3 or 4 posts I've shown her. Like the ones giving me advice about college choices for my son, for example.
 
You all are prudes. Let the girls into our boys club.

Btw Pam says hi.

She also said hectic you're the sweet one and wolf is the blunt one...at least when it comes to telling shit to me straight.



(Don't any of you tell her about my torrid, years long love affair with wolf.)
 
Hi Pam

Wanna let you know, that Koop is bisexual and him and I use to have a relationship. He cheated on with IRBS. Don’t ever trust these damn Canucks.
 
So Pam really reads this shit now. And it kind of comes back to bite me. A lot of that shit about the DiGiorno woman and how I was into her. So how do I convince Pam that I'm way more into her than that rando that I don't care about at all anymore? Like Pam is the most amazing woman ever and I'm not just saying that because she might read this. It's like actually how I feel but then she reads all my shit from my 2015 and it's not great. I thought sharing this with her would be a good thing. I don't know any advice?
 
JHDK said:
So Pam really reads this shit now. And it kind of comes back to bite me. A lot of that shit about the DiGiorno woman and how I was into her. So how do I convince Pam that I'm way more into her than that rando that I don't care about at all anymore? Like Pam is the most amazing woman ever and I'm not just saying that because she might read this. It's like actually how I feel but then she reads all my shit from my 2015 and it's not great. I thought sharing this with her would be a good thing. I don't know any advice?
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Why is it important? The important thing is you are into her now and not into the other woman.

Having said that, that is clearly a guy thinking. Women (Hi Pam!) are completely and totally irrational about most emotional things. I would never share with my wife that at the time I was dating my previous girlfriend I was into her as much as I was my wife. It just didn't last and fell apart and I was no longer into her. It doesn't take anything away from my relationship with my wife which has lasted almost 24 years (including the time we were dating). But she would not see it that way. Women be crazy.
 
JHDK said:
So Pam really reads this shit now. And it kind of comes back to bite me. A lot of that shit about the DiGiorno woman and how I was into her. So how do I convince Pam that I'm way more into her than that rando that I don't care about at all anymore? Like Pam is the most amazing woman ever and I'm not just saying that because she might read this. It's like actually how I feel but then she reads all my shit from my 2015 and it's not great. I thought sharing this with her would be a good thing. I don't know any advice?
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You invited her to read your diary. What did you expect would happen? (Hi Pam! :wavey:)


Not that you've ever taken our advice, but there can always be a first time.

Slow and steady, bruv.
Stay sincere,
stay off the booze,
and prove it to her.

Don't expect to fix it overnight either.
Let he see that you aren't the same jackass in real life that you are on the forum. You're a completely different kind of jackass in real life.
 
HecticArt said:
Don't expect to fix it overnight either.
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That's the thing. I fuck up then I just expect I can fix it the next day. Like if I'm super angry about something, usually if I sleep on it the next day I'm chilled out. All is good. It's a new day. But that's not how it works with ladies, i guess. I'm fucking nearly 40 and it's taken me this long to realize that? Not great.

Anyway, she texted me today and said I won't read your diary anymore and I didn't know what that meant so I told her hey I posted about you yesterday and yeah she read it. Also, she likes how you guys say hi to her. So that's cute or whatever. But I don't want her to feel bad about reading it. That's not why I gave her this site. I want her to have an insight into my life. Lumps and all.
 
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Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders had a number one hit in 1965 with The Game Of Love. Fontana's biggest solo hit in the UK was this one, which reached #11 in 1966 but never charted in the United States. It's one of my favorite songs – and maybe Pam will like it too. Share it with her.

 
JHDK said:
I want her to have an insight into my life. Lumps and all.
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And there you have it. It was a way to open up to her and let your guard down, without actually having to have those awkward conversations about ex‘s and other bits of your saga. Hopefully it’s because you really trust her to take it in stride, and not because you’re foolish enough to think that your stupidity won‘t show through.

I’m trusting that your on-line antics aren’t a 100% match for your real-life…..Koopness…..
 
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