Adventures In Koopland

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I said it before and I"ll say it again.
You're not getting or keeping any girl until you get sober, stay sober, and stop sabotaging your relationships.

^this

 

[HecticArt]

OMG you sound like a girl bro, and you don't even let me bang you.

And this advice is coming from a guy that, despite what everyone that know him ever expected, has managed to keep a good woman from dumping him for more than 26 years.........