Adventures In Koopland

It's time for another edition of Jan is the best boyfriend ever.

So I have the week off and am doing nothing. I've been spending the past few days at the girl's place. She has a second job where she acts as a virtual assistant for various companies. While she's at work I've been doing a lot of her busywork for that gig. I've probably put in 10 hours so far. She offered to pay me but of course I said no. It's easy stuff; just calling, texting and sending emails. I just turn some Netflix on and power though. I'm pretty much the greatest man who has ever lived.
 
JHDK said:
It's time for another edition of Jan was the best boyfriend ever.

So I have the week off and am doing nothing. I've been spending the past few days at the girl's place. She has a second job where she acts as a virtual assistant for various companies. While she's at work I've been doing a lot of her busywork for that gig. I've probably put in 10 hours so far. She offered to pay me but of course I said no. It's easy stuff; just calling, texting and sending emails. I just turn some Netflix on and power though. I'm pretty much the greatest woman who has ever lived.
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Fixed and basically you're a receptionist now. :p
 
Because you all have been wondering, I shaved my balls today. The beard trimmer works like a charm. Oh and I also shaved the upper part of my asscrack and now it's all itchy.

And that is my contribution to DRC for today, 11.9.19. You're welcome.
 
JHDK said:
Because you all have been wondering, I shaved my balls today. The beard trimmer works like a charm. Oh and I also shaved the upper part of my asscrack and now it's all itchy.

And that is my contribution to DRC for today, 11.9.19. You're welcome.
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Thanx for that in depth report.
 
The very first bit of advice given by GQ is: "Get the right tools. You can’t just apply the same razor to your balls that you do to your face." Before you do any more testicular trimming, JHDK, you should read this article. I'm glad I could help.

www.gq.com

How to Shave Your Balls

Beyond “very carefully.”
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Ok, here come back to back posts.

Since you all seem so interested, let me elaborate on my ball shaving.

When I say I shaved my balls I mean the whole area. And not fully shaved with a razor but trimmed with clippers. The main focus is the above the dick area. That's where the real forest grows. Then I tackle the taint and ass area. Yea, there is hair in the ass area, not on the cheeks but the inside area. It's really quite the sight. I have to put one leg up on the sink and tackle one side with my right hand then I put the other leg up and tackle the other side with the other hand. Using the left hand is always a fun challenge.

My back isn't hairy but I do get some hair in the shoulder area so I take care of that while I'm at it.

Channel, the beard trimmer I just got a few weeks ago is really an all over grooming tool with a ton of different attachments.

No Scotch, this was not by request. I do this every few months. Ever since I was a teen I figured that if I expected various women to be cleanly shaved, the least I could do was trim a bit.
 
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Well fuck me. I gotta buy the girl a tire.

When she was leaving my place tonight she noticed her driver side tire was low. This happened a couple weeks ago and we thought it just needed air. Turns out it was more than that. Luckily I have a pump so we were able to get air in it and get her home. Tomorrow morning I will go to her place and take her car to the shop. Hopefully I can just get it plugged but I didn't see any nails or anything puncturing it so I think I'm gonna have to buy the girl a tire. There goes $80. Whatever...just another edition of Jan is the best boyfriend ever.
 
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JHDK said:
Well fuck me. I gotta buy the girl a tire.

When she was leaving my place tonight she noticed her driver side tire was low. This happened a couple weeks ago and we thought it just needed air. Turns out it was more than that. Luckily I have a pump so we were able to get air in it and get her home. Tomorrow morning I will go to her place and take her car to the shop. Hopefully I can just get it plugged but I didn't see any nails or anything puncturing it so I think I'm gonna have to but the girl a tire. There goes $80. Whatever...just another edition of Jan is the best boyfriend ever.
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Another edition of Jan is the best patsy ever. Are you sure she is not playing you?
 
IdRatherBeSkiing said:
Another edition of Jan is the best patsy ever. Are you sure she is not playing you?
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I've thought about that....I have been buying her a lot of stuff. Maybe it's the case but I don't think so. We've had some serious chats and she seems pretty much in. Worst case scenario I'm out a few hundo. Not the worst thing in the world. I am a sucker for a pretty girl who's into me.
 
Other than wanting to be a hero, why isn't she paying for her own tire? If you weren't dating, wouldn't the tire still need to get fixed?
 
HecticArt said:
Other than wanting to be a hero, why isn't she paying for her own tire? If you weren't dating, wouldn't the tire still need to get fixed?
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Because helping her out with stuff like that makes me happy. I want to be the hero because it makes me look good. While we have been moving fast and hanging out pretty much every day, we have only been together for like 6 weeks now. We are still early on. I still feel the need for grand gestures to impress the girl.

And as of now she doesn't know I'm planning to pay for it. I intend to head over there tomorrow and just take care of it.
 
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JHDK said:
Because helping her out with stuff like that makes me happy. I want to be the hero because it makes me look good. While we have been moving fast and hanging out pretty much every day, we have only been together for like 6 weeks now. We are still early on. I still feel the need for grand gestures to impress the girl.

And as of now she doesn't know I'm planning to pay for it. I intend to head over there tomorrow and just take care of it.
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All good. I believe in treating broads like they are special too. Make sure you take care of yourself first, or it gets hard to keep up the pace pampering them.
 
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