Annoying Words & Phrases

Channel98 said:
Alot of people make alot of spelling errors on alot of websites. I would be willing to bet alot of money you know what the most common spalling error is. :p
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Here's an actual comment I just pulled. It hurts my brain.

where was your fight against the 5 games you lost this season? ✋ Stop Living In The Past Buckeyes Have Moved On Incase You Haven’t Noticed We Slaughtered The Vols and Were On Our Way To Play In The Big Daddy Rose Bowl and Beat And Drown The Ducks!!!We Have The Most ⭐️ Star Players On Our Team In The Country Were Going To Win It All. GO OHIO STATE BUCKEYES!!!⭐️❤️

Seriously...is it painful to capitalize every fucking word? ArE wE gOiNg BaCk To ThE EaRly DaYs oF eSpN2?
 
Yeah, a lot of morons who can't spell like to add an aprostophe to "its" and remove the apostrophe from "we're." You will like this:

www.liveabout.com

20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets

You don't have to be a Grammar nerd to find these misspelled Twitter posts cringeworthy! 20 spelling errors so embarrassing, we'd never tweet again.
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Channel98 said:
Yeah, a lot of morons who can't spell like to add an aprostophe to "its" and remove the apostrophe from "we're." You will like this:

www.liveabout.com

20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets

You don't have to be a Grammar nerd to find these misspelled Twitter posts cringeworthy! 20 spelling errors so embarrassing, we'd never tweet again.
www.liveabout.com www.liveabout.com
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Their parents: "They need to have phones in school because what if there's an emergency?"
 
In football, why did everything become "takeaways"?

After years and years of interceptions, strips and whatever else, did things get too complex?
 
On social media I often see messages that someone is "to tired" or "to busy" or "to lonely" or went to a place that is "to crowded." Here is what someone posted today on Facebook. I count six errors including beginning a sentence with numerals. That is taboo in journalism. And he meant "Eleven years ago" – unless he really did spend 11 years asking her every day to marry him.

"11 years I asked you to merry me and you said yes. We have had are ups and downs but I wouldn’t want to go through life with anyone else. Here to many more adventures love you."
 
Here's another one ripped from the comments:

"hopefully on its way:laugh::laugh::laugh:Trump weren't a problem to he won the first time,, went don't petiole remember that??? He just got in their way, that's why he's a bad man:D"

Is this a bot or did people just forget how to type? They've gotta be typing using the built-in keyboard on an old tablet which is in dire need of a reboot.

I'm fairly sure George Carlin just came back to life, did a routine about "Is that even fucking English?", then immediately died of a stroke while trying to read that nonsense.
 
In botany, a petiole is the stalk that joins a leaf to the stem. In zoology, a petiole is the posterior segment of an ant, bee or wassp. I have no idea what "Trump went don't petiole" means. Here are mor tweeets frum peeple hoo cant spel:

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28 Dumb Tweets from People Who Can't Spell

It's always classic when a dumb person tweets something with really wrong spelling, especially when they think they're making a good point. Tweets with typos ...
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Kryptonite said:
Here's another one ripped from the comments:

"hopefully on its way:laugh::laugh::laugh:Trump weren't a problem to he won the first time,, went don't petiole remember that??? He just got in their way, that's why he's a bad man:D"

Is this a bot or did people just forget how to type? They've gotta be typing using the built-in keyboard on an old tablet which is in dire need of a reboot.

I'm fairly sure George Carlin just came back to life, did a routine about "Is that even fucking English?", then immediately died of a stroke while trying to read that nonsense.
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I replied:

"This is America! Speak English!"
--You

His response was absolute gold.

"fair call lmao,, didn't check,, should be OK now:laugh::laugh::laugh: "
 
Kryptonite said:
In football, why did everything become "takeaways"?

After years and years of interceptions, strips and whatever else, did things get too complex?
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They also like the word "execute". "We just didn't execute today". "We gotta just go out there and execute". It sounds fancy, but it's just stating the obvious.

As far as general texting and comments, I see a shocking number of people who insist on putting a space between the end of a sentence and the punctuation. Why would they do that ?
 
Memo to everyone who plans to send Christmas cards again next year: When pluralizing your last name, do not include an apostrophe. "Merry Christmas from the Smith's." "Merry Christmas from the Johnson's." "Happy holidays from the Bernardi's." "Season's greetings from the Moussanian's." Agghhh!!!
 
The overuse of the word "reveals". Holy crap.
"Coach Reveals Starter."
"Team Reveals Jersey Design."
"City Hall Reveals New Slogan For City."

And...the amount of: "We Tried _____ First." I'm with Steve Langford here. "You tried the new Coca-Cola flavor first? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?"
 
I hate the expression "a win-win situation." I hate the expression "a win-win." Now I have another expression to hate:

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A Boeing space exit would be a win-win-win

Boeing should exit the entire business. The company would win because it would cleave off an operation that has become a drag during a critical time when the planemaker must concentrate on healing its commercial aircraft business; it can’t afford more headwinds or distractions.
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Former President (1977-1981) Jimmy Carter died today at 100. CNN national affairs correspondent Jeff Zeleny just said " Carter was ahead of his time." I hear many people described that way. What the heck does that even mean?
 
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