Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[JHDK]

Don't be that guy ...

Florida man attacked and killed by the ‘world’s most dangerous bird’

 

[HecticArt]

Good thing he didn't go for the bread sticks.
That's how they get you, with the free bread sticks.

 

[JHDK]

A nice Florida story for once:

Florida waitress, 19, breaks her back after diving 20 feet off a pier to save a drowning child | Daily Mail Online

But this is Florida so of course she failed and the two of them wound up needing to be rescued.

 

[semipenguin]

Not too dumb.

'Live and let live': Florida woman armed with machete uses it to save venomous coral snake

 

[HecticArt]

Eff that!

For a second I thought it was going to say that she attacked her husband with the machete to save the snake.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

A nice Florida story for once:

Florida waitress, 19, breaks her back after diving 20 feet off a pier to save a drowning child | Daily Mail Online

But this is Florida so of course she failed and the two of them wound up needing to be rescued.

And she has no medical insurance.


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[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Eff that!

For a second I thought it was going to say that she attacked her husband with the machete to save the snake.

That would have made it a true Florida story.


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[HecticArt]

Still, someone trying to save the snake that could kill them sounds more like an Australia story.
Everything in Australia wants to kill you, and they don't seem to mind.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Still, someone trying to save the snake that could kill them sounds more like an Australia story.
Everything in Australia wants to kill you, and they don't seem to mind.

The animals down there just get tired of that damn accent. If you listened to it Day in and day out you would want to kill too.


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[Channel98]

Aww, this poor man. He just wasn't having a very good day.

Florida man pretended to be an officer, then tried to pull over an undercover cop
An undercover officer called dispatch after a man in a white SUV tried to pull him over using a red and blue light bar on his car.

Florida man pretended to be an officer, then tried to pull over an undercover cop

 

[HecticArt]

Meth.
Am I right people?

 

[JHDK]

Meth.
Am I right people?

Now I want to watch Breaking Bad.

 

[HecticArt]

I've been rewatching Better Call Saul.

 

[Channel98]

How about Better Call The Easter Bunny?

Easter Bunny hops into all-out brawl in Florida

 

[Channel98]

I guess we could say this boozer decided to have one mower for the road. (Ouch!)

Florida man driving lawn mower charged with DUI after hitting a police car, cops say

 

[HecticArt]

 

[JHDK]

Wow, this is up there for my all time favorite FL story:

Florida man arrested for crude 'I eat a**s' window sticker has charges dropped | Daily Mail Online

I love how he's all in and even has the t-shirt:

This man is an American hero.

 

[memebag]

This man is an American hero.

Concur.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Is that a G-Shock he's wearing?

 

[semipenguin]

Is that a G-Shock he's wearing?

Ass eating requires a reliable timepiece.