Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[scotchandcigar]

Read the article, then read it again, and then show me the part where they describe how she got on the flight in the first place.

Woman boards Delta flight without ticket or identification

Authorities are investigating how a woman managed to board a Delta Air Lines flight from Orlando to Atlanta without identification or a boarding pass.

www.cnn.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida Man Mistakenly Shoots Son-In-Law Who Leapt Out Of Bush In Botched Birthday Surprise | Oxygen

Christopher Bergan hopped a flight from Norway to Florida this week with intentions of surprising his father-in-law on his birthday. But the 37-year-old’s surprise reveal was so dramatic — and unexpected — it quickly turned lethal. Instead of celebrating, Bergan was accidentally shot in the...

www.oxygen.com

 

[semipenguin]

Read the article, then read it again, and then show me the part where they describe how she got on the flight in the first place.

Woman boards Delta flight without ticket or identification

Authorities are investigating how a woman managed to board a Delta Air Lines flight from Orlando to Atlanta without identification or a boarding pass.

www.cnn.com

Isn't that the way it should be? Just show up to the airport, say where you want to go, then someone will direct you to the plane you need to get on.

No questions asked. Eff all that security.

 

[semipenguin]

Florida Man Mistakenly Shoots Son-In-Law Who Leapt Out Of Bush In Botched Birthday Surprise | Oxygen

Christopher Bergan hopped a flight from Norway to Florida this week with intentions of surprising his father-in-law on his birthday. But the 37-year-old’s surprise reveal was so dramatic — and unexpected — it quickly turned lethal. Instead of celebrating, Bergan was accidentally shot in the...

www.oxygen.com

An accident doesn't mean it's not negligent homicide.

Welcome to the United States. Don't surprise a redneck, or you might get shot.

 

[Channel98]

A Florida woman thought she had a good reason to flee the scene of an accident. I wonder if the Miami-Dade County Detention Center has a masseuse.

Get this: ‘But officer, I was late for my massage’ - The Lima News

MIAMI — A Florida woman apparently put her own needs first after a car accident, and wound up in jail.Three people told Seminole County sheriff deput

www.limaohio.com

 

[Channel98]

These men will have to shell out a lot of money to pay their fines.

Florida authorities bust trafficking ring smuggling thousands of native turtles | CNN

Two men have been charged for poaching thousands of Florida turtles and selling them illegally, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

www-m.cnn.com

 

[Channel98]

And now let's check out an edgy family living on the edge in Edgewater, Florida:

3 children were found living ankle-deep in trash in a house with 245 animals

These three little girls were basically living in a zoo. Police said it was one of the worst smelling homes they've ever entered.

www.cnn.com

 

[JHDK]

Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

www.foxnews.com

Haha. Those snowmen things are pretty sexy.

And for clarification, this article is about a guy that has long hair, a beard, lives in fl and is sexually attracted to disney characters...but this is NOT an article about me.

 

[scotchandcigar]

And for clarification, this article is about a guy that has long hair, a beard, lives in fl and is sexually attracted to disney characters...but this is NOT an article about me.

Of course not. If it was you, it'd be a manatee.

 

[HecticArt]

You didn't dye your hair, did you???????

 

[Channel98]

This story could go in the Disney thread or this thread. I, errr, harrumph, never double-post anything so I'm choosing to post it here because this sad schmuck is a registered sex offender in Florida. The Disney princess was not identified in the story. It was Ariel.

A Disney World visitor was charged with groping a theme park character | CNN

A man at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Florida was arrested and charged with battery after an arrest affidavit shows he groped an employee dressed in character.

www.cnn.com

 

[Channel98]

We can call these two men "Dopey" and "Goofy." Actually, there are more appropriate names for them – and you can probably guess what they are.

17 people were busted in a child pornography sting in Florida. 2 of them were Disney employees | CNN

Two Disney employees were arrested in a child pornography sting orchestrated by the Polk County Sheriff's Office in Florida.

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[HecticArt]

They were the two two dwarves that were excommunicated from the dwarf commune, Rapey, and Pervy.

 

[Wolf]

Florida man tied up wife’s lover, cut off his penis and ran off with it, deputies say

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Florida man tied up wife’s lover, cut off his penis and ran off with it, deputies say

This link has some sort of security alert in it. Recommend not clicking.

 

[Wolf]

This link has some sort of security alert in it. Recommend not clicking.

If you think I made a fake link, I didn't. It's a real story. Here the story again from other news sites.

Deputies: Florida man tied up wife’s lover, cut off man’s genitals

GRAPHIC: Florida man tied up wife's lover, cut off his p***s, deputies say

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

If you think I made a fake link I didn't. It's a real story. Here the story again from other news sites.

Deputies: Florida man tied up wife’s lover, cut off man’s genitals

Florida man tied up wife’s lover, cut off his penis and ran off with it, deputies say

It could be one of the ads on the page. My spam-ware software went nuts.


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[Wolf]

It could be one of the ads on the page. My spam-ware software went nuts.


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Now that would make sense. Sorry I was thinking I did something to the link, what I use to do in the past. I did get couple of pop-ups. But I'm using my works computer and not my personal one where I normally block ads and pop-up.

 

[Channel98]

When the dog hopped out of the car, he told reporters he had a lot of fun but now wanted to lie down because he was feeling dizzy.

A Florida dog put a car into reverse and drove it in circles for nearly an hour

No one was injured, though the dog did ram into a neighbor's mailbox.

www.cnn.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

When the dog hopped out of the car, he told reporters he had a lot of fun but now wanted to lie down because he was feeling dizzy.

A Florida dog put a car into reverse and drove it in circles for nearly an hour

No one was injured, though the dog did ram into a neighbor's mailbox.

www.cnn.com

I was going to post this, but now I don't have to.