Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[Channel98]

"I'm happy to get these rookie cards of Nick Kurtz, Drake Baldwin and Cooper Flagg – but why do they smell like paprika and chili powder?"

Florida man accused of stealing $10k in trading cards from Target, Walmart by using taco seasoning packets

A Florida man is under arrest on suspicion of stealing expensive trading cards from Target and Walmart stores by using 99-cent taco seasoning packets. (AP photo)

www.kgw.com

 

[sadchild]

Austin Simmons, 28, was passed out at the PSTA Grand Central Station in St. Petersburg on Tuesday night when a concerned passerby stopped to check on him to “see if he was okay,” according to an arrest affidavit.

And the moral of the story is...

 

[HecticArt]

I think I missed something.

 

[Channel98]

Hectic, you seldom read anything I write. Otherwise you would know sadchild is referring to a story I posted on January 23. Go look!

 

[scotchandcigar]

Hectic, you seldom read anything I write. Otherwise you would know sadchild is referring to a story I posted on January 23. Go look!

I was confused too. That was over a month ago, and you posted another (recent) story after it. We need a bibliography or something.

 

[HecticArt]

I was confused too. That was over a month ago, and you posted another (recent) story after it. We need a bibliography or something.

Ibid

 

[Channel98]

A bibliography. That would entail making the biggest list I've ever made! And "Ibid" would be a cute name for a site similar to eBay. "I bid" – Get it? Back on topic:

Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say

A central Florida man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner, sheriff’s deputies say.

www.local10.com

 

[sadchild]

Sucker!

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say

A central Florida man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner, sheriff’s deputies say.

www.local10.com

I bet when he completed, he shouted EUREKA!

 

[sadchild]

 

[HecticArt]

 

[Channel98]

"I'm sorry. All these body parts look alike to me."

Florida doctor indicted after allegedly removing patient's liver instead of spleen in fatal surgery

Florida doctor indicted after allegedly removing patient's liver instead of spleen in fatal surgery

Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky, 44, was arrested Monday after a two-year investigation by local, state and medical authorities.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[JHDK]

I bet when he completed, he shouted EUREKA!

I have questions.

1. It says he was outside using the vacuum. Where was the power coming from? A battery powered dust buster def wont get the job done and if you're the type who jerks off with vacuums in public I doubt you have the money for a battery powered Dyson.

2. What happened to the good old days? In my day you could jerk off like normal on the sidewalk in front of someone's house with just your dick and your hand. You didn't need household appliances. What is happening to this country? Everything is going to shit.

 

[sadchild]

I have questions.

Is this a "Did he have to pay to get in?" moment?

 

[scotchandcigar]

1. It says he was outside using the vacuum. Where was the power coming from? A battery powered dust buster def wont get the job done and if you're the type who jerks off with vacuums in public I doubt you have the money for a battery powered Dyson.

This is begging for one of those sophisticated Dyson commercials.