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[hyson]

I've been spoiling myself with good local microbrews of late. A friend bought a 12-pack of Miller Lite the other night and I couldn't drink that swill. It lacked...flavor. :spit:

Just be greatful that in what ever state you live, you can buy a 12 pack.

Here in the grand old state of PA, it's either an overly-priced 6'er or a full blown case.... and it has to come from an approved distributor (read: not a gas station).

 

[Vargas]

I am pretty excited.

I'm off work tomorrow and have the wedding to go to. There is travelling involved, my wife and I get to go without the kids and I plan on getting pretty wasted with my friends tomorrow and also on Saturday.

 

[hyson]

I am pretty excited.

I'm off work tomorrow and have the wedding to go to. There is travelling involved, my wife and I get to go without the kids and I plan on getting pretty wasted with my friends tomorrow and also on Saturday.

:headbang: I like your style. :headbang:

 

[goreds2]

Too drunk to post so.......

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc]YouTube - Ed McMahon Hiyo[/ame]

 

[memebag]

You folks drink a lot.

 

[goreds2]

 

[HecticArt]

You folks drink a lot.

I was too tired to drink last night. I bought a new bottle of Grey Goose and some fresh blue cheese stuffed olives, but never managed to get around to making myself a nice beverage.

 

[hyson]

I was too tired to drink last night. I bought a new bottle of Grey Goose and some fresh blue cheese stuffed olives, but never managed to get around to making myself a nice beverage.

That sounds pretty badass.

 

[HecticArt]

That sounds pretty badass.

I live life with an intensity that you can't even begin to imagine. :rofl2:

 

[hyson]

I live life with an intensity that you can't even begin to imagine. :rofl2:

Like, instead of a the family dog you actually own a Jaguar? And, instead of the family sedan, you fly Air Wof?

 

[Casual Fan]

Like, instead of a the family dog you actually own a Jaguar? And, instead of the family sedan, you fly Air Wof?

F-22 with a wet bar

 

[Casual Fan]

Just be greatful that in what ever state you live, you can buy a 12 pack.

Here in the grand old state of PA, it's either an overly-priced 6'er or a full blown case.... and it has to come from an approved distributor (read: not a gas station).

Virginia. No 12 packs in PA? What do you do when you want more than a buzz but less than a snockering, and want it all wrapped in one paperboard box? What a conundrum.

 

[hyson]

Virginia. No 12 packs in PA? What do you do when you want more than a buzz but less than a snockering, and want it all wrapped in one paperboard box? What a conundrum.

Yeah, it's pretty silly. It's all or none.

I usually opt for the full boat 24/30 pack. What's one to do? :clueless: Can never have too much beer.

 

[Vargas]

Hre I am. Drunk as fuck right now in a dishevele tux, sitting in a pizza hut of all places withmy wife in thje car.

 

[hyson]

Hre I am. Drunk as fuck right now in a dishevele tux, sitting in a pizza hut of all places withmy wife in thje car.

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

You can tell he's wasted 'cause of the typos. God damn, that's funny stuff.

/red DRAGONS!
//well done, sir.

 

[goreds2]

Pizza Hut?? He must be drunk.

 

[HecticArt]

Hre I am. Drunk as fuck right now in a dishevele tux, sitting in a pizza hut of all places withmy wife in thje car.

What's on your pizza?
I'm sipping a couple of Heffewisens on the couch.

 

[Grüpsaar]

Woke up this morning with a 12 pack of empty high lif bottles scattered around my bed. Also, my Sirius was still tuned to "Boneyard" and an entire pack of cigs was gone. Also, I had "shaun of the dead" paused on the tv. Whatever happened last night must've been good.

 

[hyson]

Woke up this morning with a 12 pack of empty high lif bottles scattered around my bed. Also, my Sirius was still tuned to "Boneyard" and an entire pack of cigs was gone. Also, I had "shaun of the dead" paused on the tv. Whatever happened last night must've been good.

You are an animal! :flex: You should have posted last night.

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

Woke up this morning with a 12 pack of empty high lif bottles scattered around my bed. Also, my Sirius was still tuned to "Boneyard" and an entire pack of cigs was gone. Also, I had "shaun of the dead" paused on the tv. Whatever happened last night must've been good.