Fast Food Chains To Conquer America

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

The best Waffle House order:

Large hash browns extra crispy with chili.
Waffle burnt.
Dark roast coffee.

Pour syrup on one quarter of the waffle. Eat that quarter and one quarter of the hash browns in alternating bites, washed down with coffee. Repeat for th three remaining quarters.

A) Never burn a waffle.
B) Never mix your courses
C) Never wash anything down with any liquid.
D) I also don't like chili or coffee but this item is personal. A, B & C are just common sense.

 

[memebag]

They don't actually burn it. It is just well done. They aren't separate courses. It's all one fabulous melange of savory sweet bitterness. The coffee is part of the flavor chimera.

 

[semipenguin]

This fast food is on the list

5 American foods the rest of the world finds disgusting

 

[Wolf]

Taco Bell Overtakes Burger King as the Fourth-Largest U.S. Chain

 

[JHDK]

Went to Steak n Shake last night. Their burgers are almost as good as 5 guys and significantly cheaper. Burger, fries and a water was only $4.16.

 

[memebag]

I tried the Taco Bell Nacho Fries last night. What a disappointment. No crunch, no spice, just greasy orange fries with plastic tasting queso.

 

[Wolf]

I tried the Taco Bell Nacho Fries last night. What a disappointment. No crunch, no spice, just greasy orange fries with plastic tasting queso.

Please tell me you used ketchup, instead of the cheese. Koop will call you racist.

 

[memebag]

Please tell me you used ketchup, instead of the cheese. Koop will call you racist.

No, ketchup is racist. Cheese is culturally correct.

 

[Wolf]

No, ketchup is racist. Cheese is culturally correct.

 

[HecticArt]

They are French after all.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Not a good day for the Burger King
Burger King Sorry for Food Offer to Women Who Get Impregnated by World Cup Stars

 

[HecticArt]

Great. Now I want onion rings.

 

[HecticArt]

No sauce.

 

[Wolf]

 

[JHDK]

That's gross but as far as willful unsanitary actions of fast food employees go, that one's kinda tame.

 

[JHDK]

Of the 3 major pizza chains, Papa still makes the tastiest pies. I had on on the 4th.

 

[HecticArt]

What a dumb ass.

 

[memebag]

Papa Johns is shit pizza. Mod Pizza is the best.

 

[Wolf]

Good never fan of the guy and there pizza taste like crap.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Good never fan of the guy and there pizza taste like crap.

He couldn't just run his shitty pizza chain and keep his mouth shut. He constantly had to inject his conservative political thoughts into the public spotlight. First it was "If Obama gets reelected, I'll have to layoff employees and cut health benefits". Then it was "The NFL players' protesting by kneeling during the national anthem is hurting sales". Now this.

Good for him.