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Nerf Football makes it to the National Toy Hall of Fame
Dead to me!!!!!!!
I’ll go there after they finally nominate……..wait……
What hall of fame?
Is the Magic 8 Ball in yet?
I’ll go there after they finally nominate……..wait……
What hall of fame?
Is the Magic 8 Ball in yet?
Sometimes if your girl cheats you gotta get creative with how to get back at her.
www.dailymail.co.uk
That was obviously a joke but this isn't. When I first saw her mugshot it took reading the caption below it to know I was looking at a woman.
Man jailed for for filming himself and girlfriend having sex with DOGS
Timothy Blackmon (left) was sentenced to 46 months' imprisonment after he advertised videos of himself and his girlfriend, Tracy Lynn Abbott (right), having sex with dogs online.
That was obviously a joke but this isn't. When I first saw her mugshot it took reading the caption below it to know I was looking at a woman.
An additional count of possessing child pornography was dropped as part of the plea deal.
A real shitbag with the headline alone but then add in this too??
While the contents of the video are described in the indictment as a man having sex with a dog, they may be far more insidious. 'Animal crush' is defined in U.S. Code Title 18 Section 48 as conduct in which an animal 'is purposely crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated, impaled, or otherwise subjected to serious bodily injury.'
Ugh. Warm up the electric chair.
A real shitbag with the headline alone but then add in this too??
While the contents of the video are described in the indictment as a man having sex with a dog, they may be far more insidious. 'Animal crush' is defined in U.S. Code Title 18 Section 48 as conduct in which an animal 'is purposely crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated, impaled, or otherwise subjected to serious bodily injury.'
Ugh. Warm up the electric chair.
This is another fun line from the article:
Two dogs - a pit bull mix named Buster and an American Pit Bull Terrier named Lady - were taken and placed in protective custody.
It makes me laugh to think of dogs in "protective custody" but I guess if any dogs deserve it, it's these two.
Two dogs - a pit bull mix named Buster and an American Pit Bull Terrier named Lady - were taken and placed in protective custody.
It makes me laugh to think of dogs in "protective custody" but I guess if any dogs deserve it, it's these two.
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[incoming text] Hey baby wanna F my DIC?!
An FDIC supervisor reportedly invited staff to a strip club and senior bank examiners texted nude pics to female employees. They're still employed.
www.businessinsider.com
An FDIC supervisor reportedly invited staff to a strip club and senior bank examiners texted nude pics to female employees. They're still employed.
An FDIC supervisor reportedly invited staff to a strip club and senior bank examiners texted nude pics to female employees. They're still employed.
WSJ interviewed over 100 current and former FDIC staff about the agency's work culture.
www.businessinsider.com
"Let me think. I can donate two million dollars to charity.....or I can use the money to pay off student loans for thousands of college students.....or I can buy an old 24¢ stamp. What to do, what to do?"
Rare Inverted Jenny stamp sold at auction for record-breaking $2 million to NY collector
One of the most sought-after and rarest stamps in the United States, the ‘Inverted Jenny,’ was recently sold at an auction for an $2 million.
www.usatoday.com
I can imagine him having it nicely framed, and specially lighted on a wall. And he gives his friends a tour of his collection, and this is the highlight. And he explains how it came about, and his friends strain to see the stamp. And then there's silence. And then his friends realize how late it's getting, and say they have to get going."Let me think. I can donate two million dollars to charity.....or I can use the money to pay off student loans for thousands of college students.....or I can buy an old 24¢ stamp. What to do, what to do?"
Rare Inverted Jenny stamp sold at auction for record-breaking $2 million to NY collector
One of the most sought-after and rarest stamps in the United States, the ‘Inverted Jenny,’ was recently sold at an auction for an $2 million.www.usatoday.com
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Pest control company to pay homeowner to let roaches in their home
A company is offering $2,500 to a homeowner who would let them infest their home with cockroaches.
www.live5news.com
Bigger belly in 40s and 50s linked to early signs of Alzheimer’s disease
Nature's way of thinning us out. We get up from the couch to go the fridge and end up out in the woods for 10 days.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbet is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
If you posted that next to the fridge, you dodged the bullet. If you posted this while lost in the woods...
Sounds like Nick Cannon's working overtime
An Alabama mom is pregnant in each of her two uteruses in an extremely rare case of twins