Pardon me, but do you have the time?

[scotchandcigar]

Did you and the Mrs. have her put her keys in a bowl when she first walked in? Or did you make sure she saw your upside down pineapple statue in front of the door as she walked in?

You're a dirty dog Mr. Cigar.

You know, the term "college friend" sounds fun and all; but she's a 63-year-old, twice divorced woman, with kids and grandkids. It's no "Love Island".

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

You know, the term "college friend" sounds fun and all; but she's a 63-year-old, twice divorced woman, with kids and grandkids. It's no "Love Island".

Now you have gone and spoiled his fantasy.

 

[JHDK]

You know, the term "college friend" sounds fun and all; but she's a 63-year-old, twice divorced woman, with kids and grandkids. It's no "Love Island".

First off, that's Elizabeth Hurley's age:

Elizabeth Hurley sizzles in a bikini on her 61st birthday

Elizabeth Hurley turned 61 years old on Wednesday and was showered with love from her boyfriend Billy Ray Cyrus.

www.dailymail.com

And secondly.......This makes me sound really old but as I age I seem to find broads my age hotter than ever before.

Fuck, sorry about that guys, I must have a head injury or something.

Seriously though it's true. When I was like 17 I remember asking my dad about being attracted to chicks in their 20's at his age like I was at the time and he told me something similar to what I just said, as you get older you become more attracted to chicks your age.

Hendrik was always very proper so I believed him of course but after a min of thought I remembered he did marry a broad (aka my mom) who was 34 when he was 54 so he was a dirty dog too Scotch.

All of that is to say, nothing wrong with getting down when a 63 y/o college friend trollop decides to show up and spend a few nights at your Maine Palace.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Our friend ain't no Elizabeth Hurley.