The Dumb Dodo Thread

I hate the terms "colored people" and "people of color." Every person has some kind of color. We're not clear, colorless and see-through!
 
At the risk of eliciting another facepalm from Mister Hectic, I will share this amusing conversation between a secretary and her boss:

"Sir, the Invisible Man is here and would like to talk with you."
"Tell him I can't see him."
 
Reminds me of a John Fox joke

Superman is flying over the city and sees Wonder Woman on a roof naked wriggling around and moaning. So he flies down, lands on top of her and gives it to her good. When he's done he rolls off of her and says, "How was that?" She says, "I thought it was great. The Invisible Man probably didn't care for it though."
 
In The Incredible Jewel Robbery, a 1959 episode of General Electric Theater, Chico Marx dons a police officer's uniform and he and Harpo paint an automobile to look like a police car. It was part of their scheme to burglarize a jewelry store. It didn't work. They were apprehended by real officers. Would anybody be dumb enough to do somethinmg similar in real life? Yes.

 
In The Incredible Jewel Robbery, a 1959 episode of General Electric Theater, Chico Marx dons a police officer's uniform and he and Harpo paint an automobile to look like a police car. It was part of their scheme to burglarize a jewelry store. It didn't work. They were apprehended by real officers. Would anybody be dumb enough to do somethinmg similar in real life? Yes.

There was a movie with this plot in it.

"Let's Be Cops"
 
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