sadchild
Dude
No wonder he was pulling his pud
The Dumb Dodo Thread
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scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
HecticArt
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Good thing that they found a way of capturing stolen cars so that they don't get wrecked before they can be returned to the owners.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
They probably know that once the car is stolen the owner probably wants a replacement car rather than a car which has been mistreated so this will help with that. The insurance company would likely total that.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Since it's a front-wheel-drive car, the rear axle (as you can see) does nothing except keep the wheels on. There's no steering or transmission parts on it. So perhaps they can just duct-tape it back on.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
That looks like one of those special edition Porsche 911 variants. I assume it's not your car?If my car got stolen and got wrecked like that. I would want a new vehicle.
I'm just waiting for the day for the criminal to outsmart the police by having this underneath underbody piece and see if the grabbling device can stop it.
Here's a picture of the underside of my model car. I also have the panels under.
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
What a Utard!
Texas man broke into RSL stadium after hours — and stole a Diet Coke, charges say
A Texas man is facing felony charges accusing him of illegally entering the Real Salt Lake stadium, breaking into a refrigerator — and stealing a Diet Coke.
Sean Christian Matthews, 23, of Rockwall, Texas, was charged Monday in 3rd District Court with causing property damage, a second-degree felony; and burglary, a third-degree felony.
About 3 a.m. Thursday, Sandy police responded to America First Field, 9256 S. State, home of Real Salt Lake and the Utah Royals, on a report of a trespasser.
Officers found Matthews sitting in a chair in the north side of the stadium. He claimed he scaled a wall to get in, and then "used a pole, later identified as a retractable belt stanchion, to break into the refrigerator," according to a police booking affidavit. "Sean then explained that he took a Diet Coke from the refrigerator machine which he later found to be unlocked and accessible by sliding open the doors."
Police were later shown surveillance video of Matthews "throwing the retractable belt stanchion into the refrigerator twice and then placing the stanchion to the side. There is also (video) of Sean jumping the wall, and of Sean stealing a Diet Coke from the refrigerator," the affidavit states.
The cost of repairing the damage caused by Matthews is estimated at more than $17,000, according to charging documents.
Texas man broke into RSL stadium after hours — and stole a Diet Coke, charges say
A Texas man is facing felony charges accusing him of illegally entering the Real Salt Lake stadium, breaking into a refrigerator — and stealing a Diet Coke.
Sean Christian Matthews, 23, of Rockwall, Texas, was charged Monday in 3rd District Court with causing property damage, a second-degree felony; and burglary, a third-degree felony.
About 3 a.m. Thursday, Sandy police responded to America First Field, 9256 S. State, home of Real Salt Lake and the Utah Royals, on a report of a trespasser.
Officers found Matthews sitting in a chair in the north side of the stadium. He claimed he scaled a wall to get in, and then "used a pole, later identified as a retractable belt stanchion, to break into the refrigerator," according to a police booking affidavit. "Sean then explained that he took a Diet Coke from the refrigerator machine which he later found to be unlocked and accessible by sliding open the doors."
Police were later shown surveillance video of Matthews "throwing the retractable belt stanchion into the refrigerator twice and then placing the stanchion to the side. There is also (video) of Sean jumping the wall, and of Sean stealing a Diet Coke from the refrigerator," the affidavit states.
The cost of repairing the damage caused by Matthews is estimated at more than $17,000, according to charging documents.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
a felony? Seems a bit excessive for a Diet Coke.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
That's for the unspecified "damage".
Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
I can imagine a conversation between Maxwell Smart and Agent 99: "Don't tell me the mike was still on." "The mike was still on, Max." "I asked you not to tell me that."
Gritty hot mic gaffe leads to two-game suspension for Philadelphia Flyers radio broadcasters
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Gritty hot mic gaffe leads to two-game suspension for Philadelphia Flyers radio broadcasters
Gritty Hot Mic Gaffe Leads To Two Game Suspension For Philadelphia Flyers Radio Broadcasters
The Philadelphia Flyers and Beasley Media's "97.5 The Fanatic" WPEN-FM have suspended play-by-play voice Tim Saunders and analyst Todd 'Fridge'
radioinsight.com
JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
The Grappler is so cool! It's like Batmobile shit.
Gotta stay in shape for when the next stadium wall needs scaling.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Two Mass. teens, one allegedly 'heavily intoxicated,' rescued from Mount Monadnock
Authorities say the 18-year-olds from Massachusetts were unprepared for their night hike.
www.boston.com
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
I'm on a mailing list for a Portsmouth NH events site. They send out letters every week or so. This was the most recent one; note the title:
It was followed an hour and a half later by this:
It was followed an hour and a half later by this:
going on with I.C.E. the title should said "Cool as an ice cube".