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Not that thin of a hole through hardened metal.

But "neat" was really the point of the post.
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Over the years, much terminology has changed. Used cars became "pre-owned." Retarded became "mentally challenged." Garbagemen became "sanitation engineers." Last month in Berkeley, manholes were renamed "maintenance holes." Now San Francisco's Supervisors want to replace "felon" and "convict" and "parolee" with nicer (and lengthier) names, such as "currently incarcerated person" and "person under supervision." I have a name for those Supervisors but I can't say it here.

No more 'convicts' or 'felons' if San Francisco passes criminal justice language proposal

 
Ebony & Ivory, a 1982 number-one hit by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, noted that black piano keys and white piano keys "live together in perfect harmony" – so why can't black people and white people do likewise? Thirty-seven years later, a London-based confectionery company has come up with an equally dumb idea: four different types and colors of chocolate "united in one bar." It seems the different chocolates also "live together in perfect harmony." Ain't that nice?

 
Seinfeld did a similar thing with the black and white cookie episode. But it made Jerry vomit for the 1st time in like 20 years. I think he said his stomach felt like David Duke vs Farrakhan.
 
OMG! A sentient bag of whole milk is on the loose! I hope the authorities have bee alerted. This could be catastrophic!

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