The Random Post Thread

[JHDK]

Sonofabitch Hectic! Even when I'm trying to type properly I screw it up.

Now I'll wait until I can't edit this and reread the post to drive myself crazy when I find another mistake.

I misspelled it the same way Koop did. It was a joke.

Nothing makes a joke funnier than having to explain it.

 

[Madison]

The average person spends 26 years sleeping during their lifetime

 

[HecticArt]

I'm trying to top that,
but work keeps getting in the way.

 

[Madison]

Yes Hec Its been a ruff year so far

 

[Aaron]

The average person spends 26 years sleeping during their lifetime

I'm lucky to get 6 hours most nights

 

[JHDK]

Brought on by Hectic admonishing me for my amazingly funny joke about some athlete named Semen at the Olympic games, I have decided to put together a super-cut of all the times Hectic didn't take kindly to our shenanigans.

Behold:

We can't have anything nice.

This is why Scotch can't have anything nice.

We can't have anything nice......

Why can't we have anything nice?

We can't have anything nice.

 

[HecticArt]

I'm lucky to get 6 hours most nights

I wish I could get 6 hours on weeknights. I usually average 4. I try to make up for it on weekends with 10.

Brought on by Hectic admonishing me for my amazingly funny joke about some athlete named Semen at the Olympic games, I have decided to put together a super-cut of all the times Hectic didn't take kindly to our shenanigans.

Behold:

It feels like I've said it a lot more than that.

 

[Aaron]

I wish I could get 6 hours on weeknights. I usually average 4. I try to make up for it on weekends with 10.

Yeah I probably get 5 hours on weeknights and 8 on the weekends

 

[Wolf]

I usually try to get 8 hours of sleep. But my dog wakes me up every couple of hours. So I probably get like an average of 5 hours.

 

[HecticArt]

I usually get try to get 8 hours of sleep. But my dog wakes me up every couple of hours. So I probably get like an average of 5 hours.

 

[Wolf]

I don't know what you are talking about?

 

[JHDK]

 

[HecticArt]

Ouch....

 

[Wolf]

What sucks Larry Nassar is here in a Federal prison in Tuscon, Arizona.

Larry Nassar transferred to federal prison in Tucson, Arizona - CNN

 

[HecticArt]

Why does it matter that he's in prison in Arizona?
You won't run into him. Will you?
Prisoners in Arizona will do just as good of a job of raping and killing him as any other prisoners would. If anything, it would be nice knowing that your local boys did the job.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Why does it matter that he's in prison in Arizona?
You won't run into him. Will you?
Prisoners in Arizona will do just as good of a job of raping and killing him as any other prisoners would. If anything, it would be nice knowing that your local boys did the job.

But it's a dry rape.

 

[HecticArt]

But it's a dry rape.

 

[Wolf]

 

[HecticArt]

Fuqued up!!!!!

 

[Wolf]