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sadchild

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At least they produce physical objects from their worthless profession.
Damn that's cold. I will admit to chuckling though.
I'm pretty sure sociologist is a fake thing.
The winner of the American Comedy Award for best stand-up comedian and two CableAce Awards, the New York-born comic has come a long way. A mathematics wizard with a penchant for political analysis, Richard Jeni found he could study both at Hunter College. He said he called, asking his professors what he could do with a political science degree. “`You can teach political science to others.”‘ they said. “And what would they do?” Jeni asked. “They’ll teach it to other people,” he was told. It was then that Jeni realized, “This isn’t college, it’s a pyramid scheme. It’s Amway with a track team.”
 

scotchandcigar

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I'm pretty sure sociologist is a fake thing. Like it's u finished college but didn't really study anything. Can't believe I'm saying this but I respect an architect way more. At least they produce physical objects from their worthless profession.

But really what do u do w a sociology degree? Maybe go teach high-school? Or plan stuff for social workers to deal with?

And yes. I'm not grumpy at all. Totally level headed over here. In the past few days I obviously didn't have a date w a lady calling herself a sociologist and it didn't go well.

But I'm being completely objective here. Get a real job (architects still suck) manage a place or work for some govt like scotch that winds up sponsoring epcot rides.

I'll take a shrink, I'll take a mcdonalds manager. Stop trying to squeeze urself in between them with ur fake profession.
Having raised kids through college, I came across many other parents with kids who went with these majors:
- Sociology
- Business
- Communications
- Phys-ed
- Liberal Arts

You can do something useful with these degrees, but they happen to also be the most popular majors for kids who don't know what to do with their lives. Sociologists can become psychologists/therapists, or teachers, or do various types of social work - such as child care, child welfare, hospital worker, elderly services, etc. But most graduates do nothing with the degree.
 
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JHDK

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How can birds perch on powerlines and not die?

I had fpl here like a day ago (that's the power company in s FL.) They took down these old wooden polls right by my place...really happy abt that btw. Now their all cement and don't look like they'll fall over w a small breeze, let alone a hurricane.

Anyway I was talking to the workers. The one lady told me the top wires are for electric. Below them is cable internet and below them cable TV.

The birds sit on the top wires. How? I'm pretty sure if i climbed up a pole and grabbed one of those it would end very badly. Like Tim in jurassic Park when they turn the fence back on.

This isn't a don't Google situation...now I'm too lazy to do it, but I kinda want to know the answer
 

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How can birds perch on powerlines and not die?

I had fpl here like a day ago (that's the power company in s FL.) They took down these old wooden polls right by my place...really happy abt that btw. Now their all cement and don't look like they'll fall over w a small breeze, let alone a hurricane.

Anyway I was talking to the workers. The one lady told me the top wires are for electric. Below them is cable internet and below them cable TV.

The birds sit on the top wires. How? I'm pretty sure if i climbed up a pole and grabbed one of those it would end very badly. Like Tim in jurassic Park when they turn the fence back on.

This isn't a don't Google situation...now I'm too lazy to do it, but I kinda want to know the answer
Assuming the lines were not insinuated, if you were to hang onto the power line without touching the pole or the ground, you would not be electrocuted. There would be no ground. Birds are the same. If they were insulated, then the live wire is covered and again you would be safe. Now before you go try this, the wire probably wouldn't hold your weight. It would break and you would go crashing down. Since you would probably keep holding onto the wire, the minute you hit the ground you would be fried. If you let go the ground would probably kill you anyways. So you get 1 second to choose your method of death.
 
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JHDK

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Now before you go try this,

Hahah the minute u mentioned it was not going to electrocute me that's exactly what I was thinking. So good warning.

Although I prolly couldn't Jimmy my way up those poles. The don't have leg rungs or anything like that.
 

IdRatherBeSkiing

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Here is some exciting news – or maybe not – for a DRC member who lives in Toledo. At 10:33 AM September 6, WPAY will become “Party 103.3, Toledo’s Hits & Throwbacks.” Mister Hectic can give us a report and tell us if the station is worth listening to. The station's new website will be https://party1033.com/
Throwbacks is crap that you finally no longer hear on top 40 radio and are thankful for it.
 
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Channel98

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When I hear the word "throwback," Idon't think of music. I think of a caught fish that is too small to keep and has to be thrown back into the water. KQIE, a rhythmic oldies station in Redlands, doesn't use the word "throwbacks." No, KQIE is "Old School 104.7." What the heck does "old school" even mean?
 

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In rap, I've heard the term "Mack" get thrown around a lot. "I'm the mack" "Mackin' all the ladies" etc. It basically means being successful with the women (can either be used to say he's a ladies man, or a he's actually a pimp). I've never known the origin of it.

Someone posted the song "Stagolee", written about 'Stag Lee' Shelton, in another thread and I was reading about it. The wiki page says, "Lee Shelton belonged to a group of pimps known in St. Louis as the 'Macks.'" Clicking on the reference citation, I'm taken to a book that says, "In St. Louis, pimps were known by the French word maquereaux, which became shortened to macks." That French word has two meanings with two different word origins. The second meaning is "pimp" and that origin is traced back to Middle Dutch makelaer/makelare meaning “broker”.

Now I know!

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scotchandcigar

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In rap, I've heard the term "Mack" get thrown around a lot. "I'm the mack" "Mackin' all the ladies" etc. It basically means being successful with the women (can either be used to say he's a ladies man, or a he's actually a pimp). I've never known the origin of it.

Someone posted the song "Stagolee", written about 'Stag Lee' Shelton, in another thread and I was reading about it. The wiki page says, "Lee Shelton belonged to a group of pimps known in St. Louis as the 'Macks.'" Clicking on the reference citation, I'm taken to a book that says, "In St. Louis, pimps were known by the French word maquereaux, which became shortened to macks." That French word has two meanings with two different word origins. The second meaning is "pimp" and that origin is traced back to Middle Dutch makelaer/makelare meaning “broker”.

Now I know!

SirMix-a-Lot-MackDaddy.jpg
artworks-815c3459-0b1c-4a2c-902e-e066902303b9-0-t500x500.jpg
0503712822001_600.jpg
I'm just waiting for @Channel98 to add to this.
 

Channel98

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Let's get this new single on down the road
We're takin' bets how far up the chart it will go
Call all your best friends, don't be sloppy
Tell everyone to buy a copy
Our last hit was in Canada in 2015
Seven years with no hits, that is just obscene
If San Quentin isn't a hit, I'll wish I was dead
I called my lawyer and here's what I said:

If this song bombs, I'll go out of my mind
Let the record show I did it all for rock & roll
Screamin' every night, playing 25 to life
So everybody please make a hit out of San Quentin
Out of San Quentin
Make a hit out of San Quentin
Ooh, can everybody please make a hit out of San Quentin?
 
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