Things That Nobody Needs

Before this, I never heard the term "dry shampoo". It's counterintuitive, like "dry cleaning" (which is not actually dry). Has anyone used dry shampoo? Does anybody need it?

 
I'd never heard of it. But looking at a WebMD page about it, evidently you spray it in your hair to attract & collect dirt and grease. So.... it still sits in your hair? But 'makes it look' cleaner. No thanks.
 
Before this, I never heard the term "dry shampoo". It's counterintuitive, like "dry cleaning" (which is not actually dry). Has anyone used dry shampoo? Does anybody need it?

Never heard of it either.
It sounded like that thing where elephants roll around in the dirt to get clean.
 
Reminds me of this
Which reminds me of Richard Jeni:

Two channels over, I got this guy spraying hair out of a can. "It’s amazing, it’s unbelievable!" And you’re going, it’s paint! If I’m not mistaken, you’re painting your head! And he has the nerve to look in the camera and go, "Your girlfriend will never know that you sprayed a ton o’ black crap all over your head!" And I’m always going, "Why buy it then?" If your girlfriend is that much of a doorknob, that she doesn’t know that you have suddenly Dutch Boy-ed your skull black, save the cash!
 
Somewhere, someone said "So you're making a burger. You open the refrigerator, and now you have to grab both a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mayonnaise. Then you squeeze some ketchup on your burger, and then have to try squeezing an equal amount of mayo. This has to stop; there has to be a better way!"

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Do ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and sundae syrup really need to be in upside-down containers that make a mess when we turn them right-side-up and open them? And scientists are now designing a beverage bottle that can be turned upside-down and used as a drinking glass. Yeah, because hardly anybody has drinking glasses in the kitchen cabinet!

 
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