Things That Nobody Needs

[sadchild]

Speaking of two languages, sometimes the translation doesn't quite come through accurately on packaging.

Engrish.com is a classic collection of mistranslations.

Anyone up for some fried crap?

And would you like a piece of shit with your crap?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

The english is probably the most accurate description of the items.

 

[HecticArt]

Anyone up for some fried crap?

Always!
Who wants to eat healthy shit?

 

[Aaron]

Funny thing is a lot of old movies end with a card title reading…
“The End”

English - The End
French - Fin
Italian - Fine
Swedish - Slut

Slut?!? That’s the Swedish word for “finished”. The first time I saw that word pop up at the end of a Bergman classic movie, I had to laugh.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Speaking of two languages, sometimes the translation doesn't quite come through accurately on packaging.

Engrish.com is a classic collection of mistranslations.

Anyone up for some fried crap?

And would you like a piece of shit with your crap?

There was a time when I'd check out that site daily. Funny stuff.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Kelsey Grammer, 70, announces the birth of his 8th child

The “Frasier” star announced his latest baby news on Monday's edition of the “Pod Meets World” podcast.

www.boston.com

 

[Wolf]

Shouldn't their be a age limit to keep producing kids? Kelsey will be 90 when the kid finally moves out.

 

[Madison]

I'm afraid that sometimes those feelings are still there.

 

[scotchandcigar]

I'm afraid that sometimes those feelings are still there.

To have a kid?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

To have a kid?

That the kid won't move out til you are 90.

 

[scotchandcigar]

That the kid won't move out til you are 90.

Oh, got it.

 

[Channel98]

Harold Fairweather made the Guinness Book Of World Records for being the oldest person with a living parent. At age 97, he was still living with his mother, who was 117. He died on April 18, 2017, one day after this story appeared in the New York Post. The mother died five months later.

World’s oldest person has a 97-year-old son

The world’s oldest person is a tough-as-nails 117-year-old Jamaican woman — whose 97-year-old son is still alive to help her celebrate, according to a report Monday. Violet-Mosse Brown, a music tea…

nypost.com

 

[MonoStereo]

And her final words were "What? I only get 5 fucking months of peace & quiet?"

 

[scotchandcigar]

Every so often, my phone gives me a notification that a bunch of apps are being put into "deep sleep". Of course, it's things that I haven't needed, and don't care about. And yet, these unused apps are collectively annoying me with this notification.

Why do I care? Why do I need to be notified? And what can deep sleep possibly do to make any fucking difference to my phone? Will it reduce power consumption by more than a hundredth of a percent? Why does it even matter?

Am I off-base on this?

 

[Channel98]

"I don't understand it. I took a shower. I used a lot of soap so I know I got really clean – but now I have flies, ants, gnats and mosquitos all over me."

Mountain Dew Just Released Its Most Outrageous Product Yet

Just when we thought we’d seen it all from Mountain Dew.

ca.news.yahoo.com