Various Thoughts

geosync

Well-Known Member
Oct 13, 2008
2,793
597
118
Portland, Or
Caught robin's poop in the street story. I wonder if she laid down or stood up, or bent over? I hadn't heard the original telling, and that she locked herself out. OOOOoph.
 

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
The WUS is off today, so they're doing Stern Show A-Z.

M is for Marriage. "Ah lost my lovah and ah lost mah beft friend."

The Babapology tape never gets old.
 

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
TRUTH! M is for ma-ma-ma-ma-(slaps self)-marriage.

My professional life is at like at noyn, but my personal life is at a two. I miss you, man.


If you listen carefully, someone yells "monkey!" That makes the whole part better.

They did a newer bit when Howard tells him... "Well, this isn't too bad. There'll be a time when you get invited to a Mets game..."
 
  • Like
Reactions: sadchild

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
One of the recent bits on H101 mentioned vocal fry on The Bachelor. He had the dude in and was talking about the girls on the show.

I present to you all this question:

Does Mitch McConnell have vocal fry? I'm tempted to say he does.
 

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
Wendy's first call was replayed Thursday on 101. Some guy name Josh called in and wanted to have sex with her and he sounded white trash.

Of course Howard gave her $500. He's probably regretting that.
 

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
Howard's House of Hip-Hop today on 101.

The first number is what time it aired. The second is the year.
2:03 2010 Jay Z
2:12 2003 Queen Latifah
2:17 2003 50 Cent
2:27 2018 Snoop Dogg
2:35 2018 Cardi B
2:45 2017 Ice-T
2:51 2019 Kendrick Lamar
 

sadchild

Dude
Mar 28, 2016
15,091
16,454
168
55
NH
www.asimplecomplex.com
Listened to 4/24/2002 yesterday and am doing 4/25/2002 right now.

On 4/22 a girl called in while driving and Howard asked her to take her top off. She did and then pulled over at a place with some guys and they got on her phone to confirm she was topless and hot.

On 4/23 a girl called in saying she was turned on by the segment yesterday turned her on and she almost did the same thing even though she wasn't on the show. Howard had her do the same thing. The girl drove around topless then parked the car. A couple guys were there who confirmed she was hot and topless. A third guy pulled in because he was listening to the show and saw her. Howard told the girl to let him touch her breasts, and she let him. The guy got in her car and wacked off.

Nowadays, it's all about Beth's cats, Jason's diet, JD's mumbling and Ronnie shaving his nads - over and over and over. I wish the wild stuff like above still happened. That's much better radio and much cooler!
 
  • Like
Reactions: scotchandcigar

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
Is howard in florida or the hampton's during the 19?

He was in the Hamptons, but there was a rumor/report that he went to Florida.

 

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
Over the past half hour or so, I've been getting a lot of fake callers from people pretending to be Amazon about a $700 charge and they want to know if it's real. I block the number and these punks call back.

The next time they do, I was considering yelling at them like an Evil Knievel gimmick...but I may consider taking a page from Jack Mayhoffer and pretending that I'm COVID and I've gotten in the phone line.

And surprise, they did call back. I did a fake-ass Indian accent and repeated what he said. I then said I was COVID. The jackwad said he got COVID... But then I did a (bad) impression of an Indian-voiced Jack Mayhoffer saying that COVID had gotten into the phone. He then hung up on me.
 
Last edited:

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
One thing I'll always love about the show is the fact that Howard has free reign to take the interviews and the show as long as he wants. How many other radio and TV shows get automatically cut off because they need to go to break at a precisely-defined time?

If Howard wants to go 95 minutes without a break because he has a guest...he totally can. If a TV talk show has a guest, they may only get 10-15 minutes with the guest.
 

JHDK

Release Robin's Bra
Oct 11, 2008
31,398
14,893
168
42
Hyrule
once again a post abt shit im not sure abt.

i think Shakespeare wrote shit in iambic pentameter....thats like a poetry thing right?

i kinda know things...also i kinda dont.

i make a real effort though
 
Last edited:

Kryptonite

Well-Known Member
Oct 21, 2008
12,881
2,258
113
once again a post abt shit im not sure abt.

i think Shakespeare wrote shit in iambic pentameter....thats like a poetry thing right?

i kinda know things...also i kinda dont.

i make a real effort though


Are you drunk? This makes no sense to me.
 
  • Sad
Reactions: JHDK