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Howard is on a one-week vacation this month. He'll be back on Monday the 24th.

Until then, we get a show at 1pm ET on Howard 101 with Jon Lieberman called "Date Me" in which various show personalities try to get dates. On Monday's show, we heard dating stories from a drag queen named Divine from 1986, Fred the Elephant Boy in 2007 and the Kielbasa Queen in 1998. The 1998 segment included an audio clip from the Private Parts movie.

Let's see what unfolds tomorrow.

Note: I assume the "Date Me" thing is all week.


One of the first bits on Tuesday was a call from a guy who was dying and wanted to meet David Lee Roth. Fred threw together a quick DLR impression and gave him a private number which Howard dumped out of.

516 922 **dump**
 

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It's amazing the number of radio shows that have a video simulcast. Jim Rome, Dana Loesch... Rush Limbaugh, before he died, right?

There's gotta be a slew of others.

I can guarantee two things.
1) The video portion of them is totally unnecessary other than the money.

2) They all stole the idea from Howard.
 

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In honor of the King...here's God Save The Booey:

His name is Baba Booey
He is a dumb monkey
With very smelly breath
And awful teeth!
 
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Off the two weeks for Memorial Day and we get "As The Stern Show Turns" this first week.

"Pin The Tooth Brush On Booey" got played. It was a Richard and Sal creation.

"One, two, three... Stick the toothbrush in Booey!"
 

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I was interested to see what it looked like it written form. It's obviously not as good as it once was when 101 had live stuff from 3pm to 1am on Mondays and Tuesdays, but it's not all that terrible.

If a time frame isn't listed, it's either repeats of the listed shows or random old segments. It's also possible when a segment (example: Movie Actor Visit from 1996) gets played, it's a partial segment.

Sunday:
11am - A Hard Look with Jon Lieberman.
12pm - Sunday Brunch (they dig deep into the archives. The first was the Birthday Bash Director's Cut. Yesterday was the Three Stooges retrospective with Tom Bergeron.)

Monday - Wednesday:
1pm - Wrap-Up Show. Various specials when Howard is off.
2pm - Sternthology. They play old segments related to stuff Howard talked about that day. This show actually starts a bit before 2pm.

Thursday-Friday:
1pm - Sternthology Live. Listeners contact Rahsaan Rogers and Gary Dell'Abate with their favorite clips from old shows and they get played.
2pm - Sternthology

Saturday:
9am - Saturday Soundtracks. Three different segments where a musical guest talks to Howard and then they play a song. This show lasts approximately 30 minutes and I believe it gets replayed at noon and maybe even later that day.
 

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I'm apparently going through a bunch of old specials. I just did the Baba Booey book signing and now I'm on "A Royal Waste Of Time" where Wendy, Bigfoot, Beetlejuice, High-Pitch Eric, Gary the Conqueror and Lisa G. watch the Royal Wedding.

It's all good stuff.
 

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JD was live on Friday 5/26's Sternthology Live. They did a game with Asian Pete where JD was the lifeline.

This Sunday's "Brunch" show is the Heaviest Diaper Contest with Richard and Sal where one of them made a doodie.
 

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In 2020, someone called in and asked Howard if he'd be in another movie. Howard hinted at being in someone else's movie, having to do an accent, etc.

In 2022, he teased the Marvel movie.

I wonder if Howard was BS'ing either time or if those two situations were connected.
 

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If they called it off in 1990, they got back together in the early 2000s. I'm listening to 2002 whenever I get the chance, and Robin & Mr X are dating.

I should have recorded a segment of it. It didn't sound like 1990 Howard with the high-pitched nasally voice, etc.
 
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I'm listening to Howard 101. They played a bit from 2014 where Robin spoke Klingon. She kept saying something like "Hack chung ta cock" and Howard was impressed that she had cock on her mind.

Of course Richard and Sal took audio of her voice and called a Chinese restaurant.

It was a very good bit.
 

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Sour Shoes had his Top Five Booey Blunders:

5) The iPad being a stumble
4) Blocking bawf on Facebook
3) Booking a guest with whooping cough
2) Booking someone who he thought was Madonna's sister
1) Taking a nap during a live show
 
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When you turned on OutQ... disappointed that it wasn't the Richard+Sal channel.

It's kind of the same with the pride parades... disappointed it's not the Gay Dance Party with Jackie pinching asses or the Richard+Sal in Bubba's shower with 25 Cent or even Tonk the Bear going to town on a chocolate cock and Ned getting all steamed up because chocolate cock.
 

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I've had a thought.

This AI business is about to get totally out of control. There will be bad actors using the likenesses of famous celebrities to influence elections. They'll almost certainly use voice clips.

If there's any good to come out of it, hopefully Howard sees the writing on the wall and stops these ridiculous door-knocks.

There WILL be people who use voice clips of things like Howard's Fake Ron DeSantis or Fake Barack Obama characters to influence election outcomes.
 
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There is a Sternthology Live for July 6th and 7th.

They started with the segment where they asked random people to pronounce Gary's last name and then did a 50 Cent segment.