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Listening to Stern 2/26/2003. He's interviewing Sarah Kozer (who came in 2nd place on Joe Millionaire).

She just said "I would never do Playboy."

Playboy June 2003:

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Stern caller, then and now:

THEN

Howard Talks To Sixx The Grammy Crashing Black Dude. 2/27/03. 7:00am
This guy who calls himself Sixx called in this morning to talk about how he went up on stage with the Foo Fighters when the went up to accept their Grammy. Howard asked Sixx how he got in and Sixx said a friend of his got him in. Sixx said he and his friends have crashed a lot of things like this. He said he's able to blend in. Howard told him he shouldn't stop now, he should keep going and become the fifth member of the Foo Fighters. He was going to go up with Robin Williams and do a beat box thing while Robin accepted his award. He didn't get the chance to do that though. Sixx told Howard how he just thought it was the right time to go up when the Foo Fighters were announced the winners. They were sitting near by so he just got all excited and went up with them. Howard said Dave Grohl didn't seem to be too concerned with Sixx standing behind him. Howard asked him if he felt bad that he was kind of spoiling Dave's win. Sixx said he let Dave speak and didn't say anything until he was done. Sixx said no one ever knew he wasn't part of the band. He followed them around and their publicist didn't know who he was. Gary told Howard he did a cool move when he went up on stage. He went right up to Fred Durst and gave him a hug like he was one of the band members.

NOW

Filmmaker Sixx King Makes History With His Independent Film, ‘Jonesing: When Love Is A Habit’
Filmmaker, director, and cultural icon Sixx King’s new film “JONESING: When Love Is a Habit” provides a fresh perspective to Black love narratives in cinema with this enchanting yet relatable sequel to Love Jones. Not only has the film already received rave reviews ahead of its June 27 release for its deeply personal and captivating storyline and sublime cast and acting, but the independent film is also making history by being entirely self-financed and nationally distributed. This becomes even more historic when considering this is a Black film directed by a Black film director.

 
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Kryptonite said:
Hot take:

Is Taylor Swift not that hot or is it just me? Am I missing all the talk about how hot she is? Is it just because I can't stand top 40 music and her fans would annoy me with their constant screaming?

Howard used to do those "butter face" contests where "everything is hot but her face".

Is it her red lipstick up against the ghost-white face? The bangs?

Me: "She's not that hot."
Some part of me: "Yeah, I know there's a bunch of pervy dudes somewhere on the internet who are absolutely fawning over how hot she is because that's the way dudes are online."

If she wasn't a pop megastar, but just had some boring 9-5 office job...she'd be above average, definitely, but she's nowhere near a 9-10 like I've got the voice in the back of my head telling me that some people think she is.
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This actually makes sense.
 
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Students at Columbus City Schools will not have class on Tuesday due to an already scheduled day off for Professional Development Day. Students also won't be in class Wednesday for Records Day.
 
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Another marriage discussion. He's still saying never ever...

3/10/2003:
Howard: The Globe, with their excellent reporting, got ahold of a picture of [Beth] in a wedding gown and said that she goes out every weekend behind my back trying on wedding gowns to force me to marry her. It was a stupid story in The Globe. First of all, if I was dating a lunatic who went out and tried on wedding dresses during the week to force me to marry her-
Robin: I don't know how trying on a dress is going to get you do anything?
Howard: Yeah the story is flawed. Even making up the story, there's gotta be-
Robin: Yeah, why would he do that?
Stuttering John: So there's still no plans on any wedding?
Howard: No. I'm never getting married again. I told you that.
Robin: Don't believe him. But he's not marrying this week.
Howard: Not this week. I don't want to be married.
Robin: I already know the whole-
Howard: Give it to me.
Robin: I can't wait! I can't wait!
Howard: Let me hear the whole story.
Stuttering John: She told me already.
Robin: I already know exactly how you're gonna do it.
Howard: Tell me.
Robin: I'm not telling you cuz then you'll not do it.
Howard: I'll do it.
Howard: Robin told me to bet on you.
...
Stuttering John: She just told me that you're definitely gonna marry Beth.
Howard: Give me a time frame?
Stuttering John: Money in the bank.
...
Robin: From the day you met Beth, you've never left her. It's the same scenario (as it was with Allison).
Stuttering John: Yeah, there's something-
Howard: Ok. I'm not marrying. But you might be right. Let's see.
Robin: Trust me, I know your story.
Howard: Sometimes you say you know stuff and then you turn out to be wrong.
Robin: I know you.
Howard: Admit that.
Robin: I know you. I'm never wrong about you.
Howard: It ain't happening.
Robin: Let's see.
Stuttering John: Even if a prenup was involved you still wouldn't do it.
Howard: No.
Robin: Don't worry, he's not even gonna get a prenup when it happens.
Howard: Nope.
Stuttering John: So how soon 'til this all happens, Robin?
Robin: Oh, it's not gonna happen for a while.
Howard: Give us a time frame.
Robin: I'm not telling you what I know cuz then you'll stop and not do it.
Howard: You don't know anything. It's only a guess.
Robin: I'm gonna write it down today.
Howard: Write it down and put it in an envelope.
Robin: And put it in a time capsule.
Howard: Do it.
Robin: And then on the day you do all this stuff, I'm taking it out and showing it to you.
 
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Someone I know just posted an invite to join them at hatha yoga.

Don't we all know Bikram yoga is best?
 
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Thank you for that Mr. Kryptonite, I needed a good laugh this morning while I go back into the bowels of the Trump sycophants team at the hospital. If you never hear from me again this is why.

Cobra clutch is where I will take them down with. Take care.
 
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geosync said:
Thank you for that Mr. Kryptonite, I needed a good laugh this morning while I go back into the bowels of the Trump sycophants team at the hospital. If you never hear from me again this is why.

Cobra clutch is where I will take them down with. Take care.
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The Iron Shiek, Richard and Sal ... They all claim to not be gay, but...

And Guillermo saying "I was off that day" was the chef's kiss.
 
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I made it back from the Trump zone without problems. Howard is ending up on more videos than ever with the old trump dates. It sounds bad all over again. Where's Artie these days? He has something to say I bet.
 
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