More April 2003
4/11/2003:
Vinnie: I'm going to my niece's wedding in Savannah.
Howard: Why is she getting married? What is she, crazy?
Robin: Regular people get married, Howard.
Howard: My niece is getting married. I told her, you're nuts.
John: The blonde? The cute blonde?
Howard: Yeah. Pam.
Gary: Is there a person you know that should get married?
Howard: No.
Gary: Not a person?
Howard: No one.
Gary: Not one person?
Howard: No one.
Robin: The whole world should just stop?
Howard: Marriage was invented- who says that a man and woman should be married? Be together cuz you want to be together.
Robin: But wait a minute, what about kids?
Howard: What about them?
Robin: Where are they supposed to go? Whose name are they supposed to have?
Howard: Those are the only people who have to get married. If you're gonna have kids-
Robin: Well, a lot of people are having kids.