That might be the only way it would make sense now. I always thought her and Brittney were fat girls trapped inside a skinny body.
Nick got in and out at the right time for sure.
"Jessica Simpson is a cow"
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Nick got in and out at the right time for sure.
I agree. I said the same thing about Britney too when it happened to her. If you're going to market yourself as a sex-object to make money, don't let yourself go. If you do, we the public reserve the right to make fun of you.
Bullshit! That was you crying on youtube to Leave Britney ALOOOOONE...
It's the same thing with an athlete. If a guy starts the season 30 lbs. overweight and can't hit a beachball, then you have every right to complain about his physical appearance. This woman markets herself as a living Barbie Doll. If she suddenly looks like Barbie's matronly sister Bertha, then you have cause to critique.
Not surprisingly, Kim Kardashian, another media whore with no talent or abilities (other than getting hollowed out on sex tapes) whatsoever, came out in defense of Jessica.
Since when did "curvy" become a synonym for fat?
Since when did "curvy" become a synonym for fat?
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
It's been that way in the personals section of newspapers and craigslist for forever. If a woman describes herself as "curvy", watch out.
Uh, are you riding the short bus to school? I said the exact opposite of, "Leave Britney alone." I said, "Ride her fat ass until she's back in shape!"
Next time, look for the correct context when trying to crowbar in a joke.
Edit: I now see that you understood the context, but damn you sir. That was below the belt.
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That was below the belt.
Belt #1 or Belt #2?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans
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Even Obama joked she has a weight problem on the Super Bowl pregame show. Pretty funny, a comment was made that he was bumped off the cover of a magazine by Jessica Simpson, and he looked and read the title, saying apparently she's having a weight problem.
Ah hell I'd still hit it. Probably woulda hit the fat Anna Nicole Smith too if I woulda had the chance. I draw the line at dead though!
Ah hell I'd still hit it. Probably woulda hit the fat Anna Nicole Smith too if I woulda had the chance. I draw the line at dead though!
Yuck. She had a diseased womb. Your penis would never forgive you for that mistake.
Ah hell I'd still hit it. Probably woulda hit the fat Anna Nicole Smith too if I woulda had the chance. I draw the line at dead though!
You also have a pig in your avatar, so it doesn't surprise me . . . YOU LIKE PIGS! :smug:
Ah hell I'd still hit it. Probably woulda hit the fat Anna Nicole Smith too if I woulda had the chance. I draw the line at dead though!
Me too. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
