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scotchandcigar

All I wanted was some steak
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JHDK

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They should have the passengers provide it, and only weigh them if it seems way off.

I'm thinking they should get one of those carnival "guess your age/weight" stands set up at all the check ins. If they guess within 15 lbs you pay the fatass fee and if they're off you get a discount.
 
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JHDK

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I have 5 Guys and Taco Bell on the way to me. at the same time.

My mom's side are Kuleza people. They all seem to have food problems. I don't believe in that genetic shit...JUST FUCKIN PUT DOWN THE FORK...but im abt to pig out and i feel bad abt it before it even happens.

Hello 220. Seen you before...welcome back.
 

JHDK

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Ok

I just took like a palmful of fries and shoved them in my mouth.

Probably not the best look.
 

JHDK

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In fairness I gave a couple to Athena cause she seemed interested. She licked them like twice and went away.
 
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JHDK

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When I jam fires into my face I literally (out loud) say "nom nom" like Cookie Monster.

So there's that for you guys.
 

JHDK

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I ballooned to 218 and I'm all about sugary water ice these days.

I really need to get back to my walks ASAP!
 
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HecticArt

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It sounds like it was worth it though.

We were supposed to have rain all weekend, so I avoided grilling. I could have grilled all 3 days......friggin lying weather-men.
 
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scotchandcigar

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We were supposed to have rain all weekend, so I avoided grilling. I could have grilled all 3 days......friggin lying weather-men.
They kind of screwed up our forecast too. Saturday we were supposed to have thunderstorms come through, but it was just swelteringly hot. Sunday was supposed to be hotter, but it was mild and drier. And today we were supposed to get rain. No rain.
 

HecticArt

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Well, today is the longest day of the year, so get outside for a bit if you can and enjoy what's left of it.

I stopped by the store on the way home and picked up stuff to make burgers on the grill.
Big fat juice burgers with blue cheese, onion, and avocado. I almost fried eggs to go on top, but ran out of energy.
 

JHDK

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to make burgers on the grill.

If you can cook burgers to your liking, what are they? For me medium is best.

But I don't really get that unless someone else does it for me. I seem to always make them well when I'm cooking for myself.
 

IdRatherBeSkiing

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In theory all burgers should be well done due to some sort of bacteria. I personally prefer medium. I usually take the risk.
 
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