scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
You know, when she inevitably starts blackmailing you (because of your boss-subordinate relationship), you'll have to go all out
Adventures In Koopland
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semipenguin
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
Fuck that.
Go to the MAC counter at you upscale department store and get her something limited edition.
Some Michael Coors perfume.
And a bath bomb or two from LUSH.
She'll like all that.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
And while you're there, have yourself a Cinnabon and an Orange Julius.
memebag
Top Brass, ADVP
I don’t know why you don’t buy flowers. They are the shit. I have a flower guy. At least 3 times a year (for more than 10 years) he delivers a $150+ arrangement to Mrs. Bag’s office. Always on a Monday so the other office ladies have a whole week to feel jealous. For obvious reasons, Koop would need to leave his unsigned. But my flower guy does me right. Somehow I get credit for his mad arranging skillz when all I do is call him up and give him a delivery date and occasion. He has my payment info and Mrs, Bag’s office address on file.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Early in our relationship, when the Mrs had an office job, I'd do this whole thing for valentine's day, where I had an order with a greenhouse, and I'd pick it up and deliver it personally, before she'd get there. Her coworkers were always impressed at my effort, but really I was just saving the ridiculous teleflora delivery charge.
Flowers are OK, but you can get them anywhere, and they die. And who sees them other than her? There are better gifts that show you put in some thought and effort, that she can show-off. Like diamond stud earrings.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
My wife prefers me to get her iTunes cards which I do monthly. But occasionally I get her flowers because no matter what they say ....
And don't ever fall for the no gift thing.
And don't ever fall for the no gift thing.
HecticArt
Administrator
JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
This is also a good call. I've been looking into it and I can get some for the price of one of my mid-range watches. I can go without a 19th watch (that's right I just counted the collection and with the 3 from my dad I now have 18) to help with the far more important goal of...well I'm a gentleman these days so I'm not going to finish that sentence.
Also she seemed to like the purse. She told me she was thinking about getting a similar one lately so I think going big was the right choice. She had it at work today. I hope that wasn't just for show to me and she actually digs it...I think she does.
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JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
So I'm a great guy. The girl got sick at work yesterday so I had her leave and go sleep at my place. Then brought a bunch of supplies back with me once my day was done. She left an hour or so ago so I decided now was as good a time as ever to get an oil change. Got this new guy who is great and honest...reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. Last time I got out of here for only 40 bucks. Hopefully that will be the same result this time around.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Is that a euphemism for sex?
HecticArt
Administrator
Subtle......
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
Yep. Urban Dictionary: Oil Change
If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.
Now that makes sense with the supplies.
semipenguin
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
IT'S VACATION WEEK!!!
So I started at the new job last June but became permanent in September. This September I got my first vacation week. Our season is from Thanksgiving until February and vacation does not carry over year-to-year so all of us who hit the year mark in September had like 2 months to take it. Next year I will get my week on Jan 1 so I won't have to rush to take it.
I decided I'd just take a week off...all the others have been taking long weekends. With weekend days, my vacation is 9 days off work...oh boy that is nice. I don't have anything planned. I may take the girl up to Disney but I'm not sure about that yet. I'm just happy to have a week+ not working.
Good times!
So I started at the new job last June but became permanent in September. This September I got my first vacation week. Our season is from Thanksgiving until February and vacation does not carry over year-to-year so all of us who hit the year mark in September had like 2 months to take it. Next year I will get my week on Jan 1 so I won't have to rush to take it.
I decided I'd just take a week off...all the others have been taking long weekends. With weekend days, my vacation is 9 days off work...oh boy that is nice. I don't have anything planned. I may take the girl up to Disney but I'm not sure about that yet. I'm just happy to have a week+ not working.
Good times!
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JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
That would have been a funny post but you had to ruin it by using racist imagery at the end.