Adventures In Koopland

[HecticArt]

So where did Hendrik want to be dispensed?

And don’t forget the peaches c*@k-sucker.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Quick weird ass message...

I keep Hendrik's ashes in my trunk. Sometimes I talk to them like a complete fucking insane person.

I guess it's like Al Swearengen talking to that Indian head in a box.

I gotta spread them at some point, just haven't really found the right time yet.

BTW/Hendrik kept Mary Ann's ashes in a closet for like 4 years before we went on a boat and dumped them into the sea.

You can keep them as long as you want. You can put them over your mantle.



After my wife's Pop C died, she was visiting her Mom C (the nicknames for her grandparents. The C was the family name) and she heard something rolling around her Mom C's trunk. Mom C told her: "Don't Worry. That's just your Pop C". My wife has made me promise to not keep her ashes in the trunk.

 

[HecticArt]

The last thing I need is to have the Mrs’ ghost complaining about my driving from the trunk.

 

[JHDK]

In reality, he didn't give half a fuck where he wound up.

He always used to tell me to make it the cheapest.

I guess that's my trunk.

I do like kinda talking to him now and then.

 

[HecticArt]

The Mrs’ dad used to like watching boats come and go from the marinas in the towns he lived in near Boston, so we found one that his family could make it to, and scattered his ashes in the water there.

 

[JHDK]

Have I mentioned he didn't give half ass

toss him in a trash can ash for as much as he cared...he was a scientist.

So i gotta spread them somewhere. This is not gonna be fun.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Have I mentioned he didn't give half ass

toss him in a trash can ash for as much as he cared...he was a scientist.

So i gotta spread them somewhere. This is not gonna be fun.

Despite my wife's misgivings, there is nothing wrong with having him in your trunk. It's what you want at this point if he had no preference.

 

[sadchild]

Just don't do this move

 

[HecticArt]

Despite my wife's misgivings, there is nothing wrong with having him in your trunk.

Most women object to that suggestion.

 

[JHDK]

I think Ill just talk to dad in a box in my trunk for the next little while. I'll figure it out at some point.

 

[JHDK]

The last thing I need is to have the Mrs’ ghost complaining about my driving from the trunk.

Let's be real here...she is gonna outlive u by like 20 years at least.

And she'll be rolling around in that sweet sweet architect money.

 

[HecticArt]

Let's be real here...she is gonna outlive u by like 20 years at least.

I keep telling her that we're going together.
When other people hear me say that, they don't know if it's romantic, or disturbing........

Of course, shell have to get out of the trunk first.

And she'll be rolling around in that sweet sweet architect money.

If we don't go together, I hope she has a savings account I don't now about.......

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

If we don't go together, I hope she has a savings account I don't now about.......

Or a couple life insurance polices you don't know about. I learned that from Forensic Files. Seems a common theme. Never works though thanx to the mass spectrometer.

 

[JHDK]

i have problem and no insurance. i think i need to ask aunt sally to let me use trust fund money to get clean.

this is totally not cool.

she mentioned outpatient i think i might need in patient. like 30 days or some shit.

i will have to kennel athena. thats gonna cost a bunch.

i think there is a solid chance i might die if i dont do it.

i am a major alcoholic.

 

[JHDK]

sorry for the huge bummer post guys.

 

[JHDK]

also i smell like shit. i havent showered in like 5 days.

 

[JHDK]

i used to do that in high school when i was a hippie.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Get better. For the record, I haven't been hospitalized since late January.

 

[HecticArt]

I'm glad that you're ready to get some help. I worry about ya.

 

[JHDK]

thank you guys