Adventures In Koopland

[HecticArt]

That's why I haven't been here in a while. We have been spending all our time together.

I figured it was something like this, but I didn’t figure that it was THIS!
Have fun? Be careful? Good luck?
This may be your best chance at a 3 way outside of a parking lot at a Phish concert. (At least you’ll remember this.)

I say be careful because of the work situation. You don’t want to become homeless.

 

[scotchandcigar]

So major, major news!

Remember how I mentioned I had an amazing boss who was married to a woman and has 2 kids? She quit so isn't my boss anymore. We got to talking and.....

Well I'm her mistress now!

We are in the midst of an affair. Never done this b4. It just kinda happened...and now it keeps happening. And it's fun.

I know everybody says this but she tells me thir marriage is basically only for the kids. They sleep in separate room and the wife travles for work so is never there.

I'm her 3rd bf ever and she never had full on sex w a guy b4 me. Kinda hot right? This could be like one of those romance novels they sell at the grocery store.

Who knows where it's gonna go (probably heartbreak) but for now it's a shit load of fun.

Congratulations?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

So major, major news!

Remember how I mentioned I had an amazing boss who was married to a woman and has 2 kids? She quit so isn't my boss anymore. We got to talking and.....

Well I'm her mistress now!

We are in the midst of an affair. Never done this b4. It just kinda happened...and now it keeps happening. And it's fun.

I know everybody says this but she tells me thir marriage is basically only for the kids. They sleep in separate room and the wife travles for work so is never there.

In this situation, all the blame is on the person who is married and cheating. I view the mistress as blameless. But don't expect a commitment from her and for God sakes don't marry her. She's a cheater and can't be trusted. But enjoy the fun while it lasts. And don't be one of those other women who demands a divorce or you will tell the partner.

 

[scotchandcigar]

There's a lot of movies where the husband finds the 2 in bed together, and blows the guy's nuts off. Good luck.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

There's a lot of movies where the husband finds the 2 in bed together, and blows the guy's nuts off. Good luck.

Or boils the rabbit. Wait, I think that was the mistress.

 

[JHDK]

In this situation, all the blame is on the person who is married and cheating. I view the mistress as blameless. But don't expect a commitment from her and for God sakes don't marry her. She's a cheater and can't be trusted. But enjoy the fun while it lasts. And don't be one of those other women who demands a divorce or you will tell the partner.

That's how I've always felt. Prolly said it here b4. But never lived it till now. I kinda believe her when she says they're just in it for the girls at this point.

There's a lot of movies where the husband finds the 2 in bed together, and blows the guy's nuts off. Good luck.

They both have guns. They have a gun safe. Good chance if the wife finds out she blows me away. U all hear of a murder in North lauderdale, tell the cops.

 

[sadchild]

I think it's just me and only me.............. but I'm confused.

Who is male and who is female in this situation? There's a wife with two kids whose never had sex with a man until you? I'm lost.

Boss gender: ______________
Wife gender: ______________
Koop gender: _____________

(and no "they identify as a butterfly" nonsense please!)

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Koop is whatever gender gets him laid.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Maybe we should just start referring to everyone as they.

 

[sadchild]

What Is Fluid?

Fluid describes a person whose gender identity fluctuates. Learn more about fluidity and what it means in relationships.

www.webmd.com

 

[JHDK]

Hah i think ur all teasing me but let's be clear. She is married to a woman. So I thought I had no shot cause she's gay. Apparently she's bi. I called myself the mistress cause I thought that was funny.

 

[sadchild]

Ah I get it now. I wonder if the other woman finds out, how mad she'll be. Just as mad as if she were with another woman? Madder? Less mad? Hope we never find out, of course.

 

[scotchandcigar]

So what are the odds of achieving the 3-way dream?

 

[HecticArt]

Hah i think ur all teasing me but let's be clear. She is married to a woman. So I thought I had no shot cause she's gay. Apparently she's bi. I called myself the mistress cause I thought that was funny.

You'll always be our bitch Koop!
Even if you get murdered by an angry lesbian housewife.

Don't get too attached. Even though she's having fun riding the Dutch Dingus, don't forget that she's married with a kid. She can dump you at any moment.
And for the love of god don't knock her up! She'll have a hard time explaining that to her wife.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

So what are the odds of achieving the 3-way dream?

For the record this is a very bad idea. Unless you want to make it easier for the wife to kill you.

 

[JHDK]

Don't get too attached. Even though she's having fun riding the Dutch Dingus, don't forget that she's married with a kid. She can dump you at any moment.

Yea sadly that's not how I work. I get attached and fall hard real quick. But I can be introspective. I know this will likely lead to heartbreak. But I'm riding the wave for now. It's a fun fucking wave.

Also she's like so above me. U all know what I do. U can guess what I make. She's like a real professional business woman. She had a master's. And she quit her job making like 150 (as my and the boss of like 30 ppl) to follow her dream of becoming a music teacher. So I way out kicked my coverage with her. And I'm having sex w my boss...ex boss yea but still. it makes it so much hotter.

And she can't get pregnant. Lady surgery reasons. Her wife carried both her kids. So win for me! Go kick rocks condoms!

 

[JHDK]

For the record this is a very bad idea. Unless you want to make it easier for the wife to kill you.

Agreed. And her wife is the type who fixes their lawnmower in the garage on the weekend (literally, I've seen pics) so not exactly the ideal third in my fantasies.

 

[HecticArt]

I get attached and fall hard real quick.

We've noticed.

I know this will likely lead to heartbreak.

We try to warn you.

But I'm riding the wave for now.

So she's a big girl. Got it. This is a no judgement zone.

And she quit her job making like 150 (as my and the boss of like 30 ppl) to follow her dream of becoming a music teacher.

So she's trading in a $150k gig for a $40k gig? Are doing you and changing jobs part of a mid-life crisis?

not exactly the ideal third in my fantasies.

If you wait for ideal, it'll never happen.

 

[Wolf]

Don't forgot Koop and I have a secret affair. We get together once a year as he watches his Turkeys fly.

 

[JHDK]

she's trading in a $150k gig for a $40k gig? Are doing you and changing jobs part of a mid-life crisis

Maybe that's part of it but it's much more serious. She has some major medical issues. One of which will lead to blindness at some point. I think she just wanted to do things (like me) that make her happy before that happens. Like having your last memories of sight being public storage doors isn't exactly ideal....teaching children, much nicer.