All Things Amazon

[blyons200]

Just ordered me some nice noise cancelling headphones from Amazon. Ought to be great for all the flights I take.

 

[HecticArt]

Amazon pushes back on prosecutor request for Alexa smart speaker info - CNN.com

I'm not putting one of those things on my house.

 

[JHDK]

these are some crazy patents.

Amazon reveals plans to make deliveries using incredible airship drone base

 

[HecticArt]

Blimps and drones. I can't wait to see what happens to bottles of cleaners after a ride on a drone.

 

[JHDK]

Blimps and drones. I can't wait to see what happens to bottles of cleaners after a ride on a drone.

when you're 95 you will be complaining to your great grandchildren about how amazon screwed up a liquid delivery.

 

[HecticArt]

Damn right sport.

 

[blyons200]

I'm not putting one of those things on my house.

Why? You got nothing to hide.

 

[memebag]

I tell Alexa to kill people all the time and so far she doesn't do diddlysquat.

So far ...

 

[HecticArt]

Why? You got nothing to hide.

I'm more worried about my privacy with Amazon, not the government. I'm boring as hell to the government. Amazon sees dollar signs.

 

[memebag]

 

[JHDK]

if the parents didn't flip out the kid would have had no idea it was talking about stuff he shouldn't be hearing.

 

[HecticArt]

Yeah, that.

And I don't want Alexa asking me "Aren't you tired of that one yet?"

 

[memebag]

Using those calculations, I've saved $120 in shipping costs since August.

I buy a lot of crap from Amazon.

Amazon claims I saved over $250 in shipping costs last year.

 

[JHDK]

Amazon claims I saved over $250 in shipping costs last year.

where did you see that?

 

[memebag]

where did you see that?

Popup on Amazon's web site.

 

[JHDK]

Popup on Amazon's web site.

thanks.

but now i'm jealous. i want my savings popup!

 

[memebag]

thanks.

but now i'm jealous. i want my savings popup!

Stare at the web site and wait.

 

[HecticArt]

Or talk dirty to Alexa....

 

[JHDK]

BOO! i missed my popup! i went to amazon and then clicked on my orders right away and as it was changing pages i saw the popup start to pop up and then it was gone! tough times.

 

[scotchandcigar]

BOO! i missed my popup! i went to amazon and then clicked on my orders right away and as it was changing pages i saw the popup start to pop up and then it was gone! tough times.

Just keep ordering more shit until you see the popup.