It's been a little while since I've gone on an Andy Rooney-like rant, so here it is. Did you ever notice that with technology, things mostly improve over time, yet some don't? When they came out with rear-projection TVs, I never bought one. Yes, they were much larger than tube TVs, but the picture sucked. I never wanted to voluntarily part with money to make my TV picture worse.
I feel the same way about touch-screen controls in cars. I've never bought a car for myself with touch-screen controls, and I don't plan to. But Mrs. Scotch's car has them. And as the cold weather is here, I'm reminded of how much those controls suck. The car has heated front seats, and a heated steering wheel. On the display below, you can see that on the bottom-right, there's a picture of a seat. Wisely, touching that once puts the passenger seat heater on "high". Turning it off is a little less direct. You must cycle through "medium" and "low" and then "off". Now, having owned many cars with heated seats (going back to 1984), I know a thing or two about heated seat controls. There's no point to a "medium" setting. The "low" setting is mostly not necessary either, as the seat stays warm for a while after the heat is "off". Only in certain cold situations would I want to leave it set to "low". In any case, on my car, if I hold the seat-heater button, it'll go directly from "high" to "off". But the touch screen doesn't offer that.
But that's a minor annoyance compared to the driver's-side controls. There's both a heat control for the seat and steering wheel. To set them, you first have to touch that area on the screen (1), and then you get the popup shown above. To turn both to high, you hit each symbol once (2, 3), and then a 4th time to get the popup off the screen (I believe it also has a timeout - hooray!). But once your hands, ass and back are burning, and you want to turn them off, you have to (1) tap for the popup, (2, 3, 4) turn the wheel heat off, (5, 6, 7) turn the seat heat off, (8) get the popup to go away. If you haven't swerved into a tractor-trailer by then, congratulations! BTW, my car also has a separate button on the steering-wheel for the (you guessed it!) steering-wheel heater, and it's "on" or "off".
How is this progress?