Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[HecticArt]

Waaaay back in the day, my moron friends and I were out on the streets when we shouldn't have been.
We hit the drive thru and everyone is barking their orders to me. My drummer starts yelling his order to me from the back seat, "I want a Big Mac, Large fries, and a chocolate shake!" So I repeated the order to the speaker thing. They told me they didn't have Big Macs. I asked how they could run out. They said it was because they were Burger King. My moron friends laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Sonsabitches....

 

[JHDK]

It just keeps getting stupider and stupider.



Not sure about you guys but when I'm out biking around and cross over railroad tracks my first thought this is always, "I wonder if a boat will be coming by". Good thing I'll now have these helpful signs to remind me that it is in fact trains, not boats, that use TRAIN tracks.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It just keeps getting stupider and stupider.



Not sure about you guys but when I'm out biking around and cross over railroad tracks my first thought this is always, "I wonder if a boat will be coming by". Good thing I'll now have these helpful signs to remind me that it is in fact trains, not boats, that use TRAIN tracks.

It's for the morons with eyes glued to their phone.


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[scotchandcigar]

It just keeps getting stupider and stupider.

...and yet, still necessary
Truck ignores crossing signals, narrowly avoids being hit by train in Florida

 

[HecticArt]

Sometimes the gene-pool just needs to reset itself.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Sometimes the gene-pool just needs to reset itself.

The key is to put protection on the trains so they don't have to stop when they get a little blood on them. The gene pool will take care of itself but gotta keep the trains running on time.

 

[HecticArt]

 

[semipenguin]

Florida ranked the worst state in the nation in every way, according to website

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida ranked the worst state in the nation in every way, according to website

Maine is #2, so I can't complain about that. But they put Michigan at #1, so obviously they are demented.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Maine is #2, so I can't complain about that. But they put Michigan at #1, so obviously they are demented.

It's #1 in urban wastelands.

Actually if you take away Detroit, the state is pretty nice.

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[Wolf]

Arizona #47

 

[semipenguin]

It's #1 in urban wastelands.

Actually if you take away Detroit, the state is pretty nice.

That could be said about almost every state.

If you take away Phoenix, Arizona is a nice state.

If you take away Baltimore, Maryland is a great state.

If you take away Canada, North America is a great place

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

That could be said about almost every state.

If you take away Phoenix, Arizona is a nice state.

If you take away Baltimore, Maryland is a great state.

If you take away Canada, North America is a great place

Great again?


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[memebag]

That could be said about almost every state.

If you take away Phoenix, Arizona is a nice state.

If you take away Baltimore, Maryland is a great state.

If you take away Canada, North America is a great place

The opposite is true of Texas. Take away the big cities and it's a pretty hellish place.

 

[semipenguin]

Great again?


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NAFTA

 

[Wolf]

That could be said about almost every state.

If you take away Phoenix, Arizona is a nice state.

If you take away Baltimore, Maryland is a great state.

If you take away Canada, North America is a great place

Great again?

MAGA

 

[HecticArt]

I've been to a lot of states.
Ohio is clearly somewhere in the middle.

As a Michigan fan, he seems to be sensitive to Michigan always losing to Ohio State in that football game thing every year.

 

[JHDK]

Winnie the Pooh looks really weird these days.

 

[semipenguin]

Child rescued from inside toy claw machine, Titusville officials say

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I wonder how many $ they had to put in before the claw grabbed him?


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