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Grüpsaar said:
Woke up this morning with a 12 pack of empty high lif bottles scattered around my bed. Also, my Sirius was still tuned to "Boneyard" and an entire pack of cigs was gone. Also, I had "shaun of the dead" paused on the tv. Whatever happened last night must've been good.
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I had a great time this summer camping with friends, drinking lots of beer, playing bean bag toss and listening to the Boneyard. That channel is great while partying. :headbang:
 
Grüpsaar said:
Woke up this morning with a 12 pack of empty high lif bottles scattered around my bed. Also, my Sirius was still tuned to "Boneyard" and an entire pack of cigs was gone. Also, I had "shaun of the dead" paused on the tv. Whatever happened last night must've been good.
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"And you left the door open, AGAIN!"
 
Vargas said:
Hre I am. Drunk as fuck right now in a dishevele tux, sitting in a pizza hut of all places withmy wife in thje car.
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Ok, here is the story with this.

1. I was in the wedding--that explains the tux. From my mispelling, I was trying to say "disheveled" tux because a drink had gotten spilled on it earlier and, since the wedding was over, I was in a state of undress.

2. Pizza Hut--The wedding and reception was over but we were in route to another bar. Going to meet the rest of the wedding party at a place to continue that party. We were all wasted because the reception was awesome. Anyway, my wife and I were super hungry so we had called the only place still open in this little town--pizza hut.

3. My wife was in the car because she was driving and her feet hurt from dancing.

4. I was wasted, true, but the little buttons on my blackberry are just so hard to hit when you're that drunk so that explains all of the mispellings.
 
CPT. Badmotherfarker said:
hay all, i"m postingg from myblackbery to! :whistle:
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Vargas said:
Ok, here is the story with this.

1. I was in the wedding--that explains the tux. From my mispelling, I was trying to say "disheveled" tux because a drink had gotten spilled on it earlier and, since the wedding was over, I was in a state of undress.

2. Pizza Hut--The wedding and reception was over but we were in route to another bar. Going to meet the rest of the wedding party at a place to continue that party. We were all wasted because the reception was awesome. Anyway, my wife and I were super hungry so we had called the only place still open in this little town--pizza hut.

3. My wife was in the car because she was driving and her feet hurt from dancing.

4. I was wasted, true, but the little buttons on my blackberry are just so hard to hit when you're that drunk so that explains all of the mispellings.
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It made sense to me before the explanation. But what was on your pizza?
 
My friend says I drink too much.:confused:

The most beers I ever drank around him is 4 beers in like 3 hours.-but its nothing for him to smoke 6 fat ('1-1/4') joints a day . . . or more.
 
xan_user said:
My friend says I drink too much.:confused:

The most beers I ever drank around him is 4 beers in like 3 hours.-but its nothing for him to smoke 6 fat ('1-1/4') joints a day . . . or more.
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4 beers is pregame. In my prime 30 beers before 6 PM and then BIKING home was not out of the ordinary.
 
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